What are you thinking? (Part 2)

[Springhosen]

Because we all know Belle goes out at night with her glock, robbin banks at gun point, screwin' bitches left and right, then coming home to her beast after a long night of being pimp.

CT: What in the actual hell did I just say?

Hell if I know.

 

[Meg]

Guys, we've turned this thread into the entire Dino Crisis forum.

 

[Gar Bageman]

CT: This thread has totally gone to Hell. I like it.

 

[Hel]

I just don't like Chris anymore... they changed him too much in RE6 for him to be likeable to me at all!

That's a lame excuse for falling in love with Leon, though! I did not fall in love with Krauser when I found out I don't like Wesker. Anyway, you should visit your Yahoo therapy sessions with me more often. As a faithful and dovoted Christian, it is my job to make sure everyone loves Chris the Almighty.

CT: I come back to REN, such a innocent little place... then it all turns to sex. Yup, that's when you can tell I'm back!

And that's one of the reasons why I missed you. People rarely understand or enjoy my sex jokes, so I just keep them to myself most of the time. But with you on here, it's much more fun!

 

[Storyofmylife]

CT: If someone plays PSY ONE MORE TIME...

NO MORE GANGNAM STYLE... NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NO MORE GANGNAM STYLE!!!

 

[L]

Today, I started playing chords on the guitar. I thought I was past the phase of bleeding onto the strings, so I assumed the pain was good. While learning a particularly difficult chord, I found that the strings were bloody. Hopefully this'll be done within a few days.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Just sitting around with a glass of wine, wrapping Christmas presents with Miss Puss Puss, listening to some Gangnam style.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Just sitting around with a glass of wine, wrapping Christmas presents with Miss Puss Puss, listening to some Gangnam style.

T_T F*ck it...

Maybe if I drink enough it'll drown out the sounds... then I can wrap your puss puss.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I was actually talking aout my cat that time.

 

[Storyofmylife]

I was actually talking aout my cat that time.

As was I. It needs a cute little bow around it dontcha think?

 

[Meg]

What?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Hahaha. I tried, but she's an awful Christmas-wrapping companion. She doesn't realize that plopping herself down on top of the paper and sticking her paws out infront of my skissors when I'm trying to cut doesn't help me much.

 

[Meg]

No seriously, what are we talking about?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I thought we were talking about my Pikachu at first, but we're talking about my cat.

 

[Meg]

Oh good. I got scared we were talking about a different pussy. *ahem* *leaves thread*

 

[Romero]

You know what's even worse? When you're allergic to garlic and can't enjoy those amazing creamy garlic dipping sauces ;_; Oh well... least my breath won't suffer the consequences.

Oh, hey guys. *waves*

STORY! Welcome back dolly. And Tremor is also back at the same time! I think you two have been somewhere together... I hope and think it was all consensual.

Edit,

CT: I've... I... have fallen in love with Leon. WTF is wrong with me? I fully support Lelena. Oh god... Why did Chris have to be so out of character in RE6? And why did Leon start becoming hot? I am so ashamed... I feel like taking a shower, a hot shower...This is all too weird for me... My feelz just.... geez. *ashamed*

Who is that woman? There's something familiar about her face but I have no idea who it is.

 

[Storyofmylife]

^That is the beautiful Kristen Stewart, and thank you!

 

[Meg]

^That is the beautiful Kristen Stewart, and thank you!

AKA the awkward looking Vampire Girl.

CT: Holy cannoli! Holy freaking cannoli! I'm going to be president. PRESIDENT! Not Treasurer in Name Only, not VP, not nothin' but the big cheese of President. Yes that's right, as of today I am president of my school's FMLA. (feminist majority leadership alliance....you all figured didn't you? ._.)

 

[Storyofmylife]

AKA the awkward looking Vampire Girl.

I'd entertain her awkwardness anytime. She's gorgeous.

 

[tremor]

LOL I can understand every one of these guys on Moonshiners, without subtitles. That's when you know you're from the South.