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What are you thinking? (Part 2)

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
Anyway, Story, if it makes you feel better, you're not the only one. I had such a phase too a while ago. Well, not a phase actually, just a dream. A creepy dream of Leon... doing me on a table in public, then I woke up and I was like WTF?? Why do I dream something like this, and why Leon??

See? Yes, you are a traitor, but I can totally understand your confusion.

I wrote a really weird fan fiction about Helena kicking his ass with her baton playing "bad cop" and that's when things got kinky and I liked it. :oops:
 

Hel

Goddess of the Dead
Premium
No no, listen to your heart! All you liked about it was Helena. You just got things mixed up imagining Leon in her dominatrix costume. But don't worry, there is help. Meg, Magnolia and I are your therapists now.
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
No no, listen to your heart! All you liked about it was Helena. You just got things mixed up imagining Leon in her dominatrix costume. But don't worry, there is help. Meg, Magnolia and I are your therapists now.

So you're saying... maybe I wanted Helena to get all kinky with me? Maybe you're right.... Although people say she looks like me I do find her attractive... does this make me a narcissist? D:
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
How could she leave us for him of all people..

Pfft I didn't leave any of you for him. I just don't like Chris anymore... they changed him too much in RE6 for him to be likeable to me at all! Jake is pompous, and Piers is a goody goody... I just meant RE6 era Leon people! Don't get your panties in a wad, sheesh. :p
 

Jay

K.I.N.G.
Pfft I didn't leave any of you for him. I just don't like Chris anymore... they changed him too much in RE6 for him to be likeable to me at all! Jake is pompous, and Piers is a goody goody... I just meant RE6 era Leon people! Don't get your panties in a wad, sheesh. :p
Lol he went through a phase, but is back to normal by the end. I like drunk Chris. Makes em twice the badass.
 

Meg

So bin ich eben
I really don't understand the world's fascination with age. Why is it so weird for an 18 year old to be friends with a 25 year old? The same thing applies to dating. I wouldn't want to date someone that much older or younger than me but if someone else wants to why should they be judged?
I can speak about this from experience. I'm 20 and one of my good friends is 26. It's not awkward or weird, but there's an obvious age difference. I don't really mean just "oh she's older" but also way smarter, experienced, and mature. We've a very mentor/idiot relationship that wouldn't be there if we were the same age. That's just me.

I think in general it's just what's associated with being the older one. Like, it's expected that older siblings look after their younger brothers and sisters. So when one friend is a lot older than the other, it can create that dynamic as well. Besides, a lot of people tend to learn and experience the same things at certain ages. (learning to drive at 16, becoming a legal adult at 18) So if you are friends with someone the same age, you learn it at the same time. But if you've a friend that's older, chances are they've already done it and have experience.

I don't think it's "weird" for two people to be friends even if they aren't around the same age. However, I can understand how an age difference can affect the nature of the relationship.
 

La Femme Fatale

The Queen
Moderator
I really don't understand the world's fascination with age. Why is it so weird for an 18 year old to be friends with a 25 year old? The same thing applies to dating. I wouldn't want to date someone that is more than ten years older or younger than me but if someone else wants to why should they be judged?
I'm definitely attracted to men who are at least 5-15 years older than myself, lol. I think an 18 year difference is too much, considering the older one in the relationship would have been a legal adult by the time the other is born, but I've generally found that older guys know how to handle a lady more than younger ones do. :p

Not talking from experience, of course. *cough*

But age differences in friendships are completely irrelevant. One of my closest girlfriends just turned 40 and we have an amazing relationship.
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
I know, right?
You did not just say that about my man...I know you did not just say that about my man...she just said it, didn't she?

FYI - I haven't said that in forever; I feel like a preteen again *giggles* - it's not arrogance if you can back it up. ;) :p

As long as you don't tackle me like some giant amazon chick we'll be good. I could so take you guuuurl *snaps a z*

Hehehehe He IS! You know it. I love him though, he's just got his moments. They're definitely funny and cute though I will admit, he's just not my type.

The females of RE6 are far cooler! Cept for Ada. *hides in a corner after all of these honest opinions*
 

La Femme Fatale

The Queen
Moderator
Um, have you even played Ada's campaign in which half the time is just spent crawling under stupid **** so gamer boys can jack off to her derriere? I haven't seen a tighter butt in a very long time. Helena should do some squats, is all I'm saying. :p
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
Um, have you even played Ada's campaign in which half the time is just spent crawling under stupid **** so gamer boys can jack off to her derriere? I haven't seen a tighter buttocks in a very long time. Helena should do some squats, is all I'm saying. :p

Don't make me go there. I so will, then back around the corner. She does have a tight ass but... she.... is such a tease it ****es me off! Random but, Rebecca's ass beats them all... she could probably knock down houses with that ass.

CT: I come back to REN, such a innocent little place... then it all turns to sex. Yup, that's when you can tell I'm back!
 

Springhosen

Kahnum of Outworld
As long as you don't tackle me like some giant amazon chick we'll be good. I could so take you guuuurl *snaps a z*
I'll try to refrain seeing as how I know you have a serious fear of tall amazonian chicks. ;)
Not talking from experience, of course. *cough*
Well then that's some pretty accurate non-experience right there. :p
Um, have you even played Ada's campaign in which half the time is just spent crawling under stupid **** so gamer boys can jack off to her derriere? I haven't seen a tighter butt in a very long time. Helena should do some squats, is all I'm saying. :p
I'm surprised at you! Now you know there's no better pixelated ass than that of Regina, dinosaur hunter extraordinaire. Saying otherwise is almost as blasphemous as Taylor going to the dark-side - aka: the Leon-side.
 

La Femme Fatale

The Queen
Moderator
CT: I come back to REN, such a innocent little place... then it all turns to sex. Yup, that's when you can tell I'm back!
I know, eh? I definitely feel like you've permanently corrupted my innocense.

I'm surprised at you!
Now you know there's no better pixelated ass than that of Regina, dinosaur hunter extraordinaire. Saying otherwise is almost as blasphemous as Taylor going to the dark-side - aka: the Leon-side.

I was pretty shocked at myself too... but, Ada does really give Regina a run for her money in that department. I mean, I'd always chose Regina over Ada but... damn...
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
I know, eh? I definitely feel like you've permanently corrupted my innocense.

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PSHHH! We all know who be da kinky crazy hoe in dis house and it ain't me!

.... Why am I talking all ghetto?
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
I believe the more pressing question here is: Why are you using a Disney princess to emphasize your faux ghetto-ness? (And the smart Disney princess at that?)

Because we all know Belle goes out at night with her glock, robbin banks at gun point, screwin' bitches left and right, then coming home to her beast after a long night of being pimp.

CT: What in the actual hell did I just say?
 
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