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La Femme Fatale
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Gender:
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Birthday:
Apr 4, 1989 (Age: 28)
Location:
Canada
Occupation:
Communications Advisor at Ministry of Finance

La Femme Fatale

The Queen, Female, 28, from Canada

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    1. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      In the distant future, you make your living as a picture frame technician. When picture frames are damaged or mildly misaligned, you are the hero who does home visits to save the day! What would happen if you forgot your father-in-law's birthday?
    2. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      If animals don't like being eaten, why are they made out of food?
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        You know we can say the exact opposite of penises.
        Feb 27, 2017
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      3. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        well played
        Feb 28, 2017
      4. Romero
        Romero
        Yes cheez, some are born to become queens, others become queens for a reason
        Mar 1, 2017
    3. Ethan Winters
      Ethan Winters
      Curses. Now I am curious what Lucas smells like... Why do you do this to me?
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Sorry man I dig deep, can't help it.
        Feb 9, 2017
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    4. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Wishing everyone Happy Holidays and a very Merry Christmas. xo
      1. lorddemolatron and Jen like this.
      2. Romero
        Romero
        Sweetie, I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas as well. :)
        Thank you for being you.
        Dec 25, 2016
      3. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Well, I guess it's no good for me to be someone else. ;) Hope you're enjoying your holidays!
        Dec 27, 2016
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      4. Romero
        Romero
        lol! ;)
        Dec 27, 2016
    5. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      Wanna race in our new cars?
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Hey man, not sure you can handle the Prius. :P
        Nov 29, 2016
    6. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Sleep like a king, big papi. I'll love you forever and always. xo
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      2. mjk321
        mjk321
        Nov 21, 2016
    7. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      If a Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar, which one is failing to get things done?

      I'm sorry. That was out of character.

      If a moron and an idiot bump into one another, which of them was walking forward?

      That's abstract enough. Yeeaaaahhhhh.
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    8. Romero
      Romero
      Holy crap you've been busy!
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      3. Hel
        Hel
        Sorry! I'm the one who keeps reporting things. But there have been so many spam threads lately. :/
        Nov 16, 2016
      4. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Oh no don't apologize for reporting things.. All the stuff you guys have been reporting needs to be deleted !
        Nov 16, 2016
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      5. Romero
        Romero
        Yes, the spam can't stay and your reports helps us. Ignoring it doesn't make it go away. :)
        Nov 18, 2016
    9. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      If you were to talk about fight Club, do you think you could survive living as a rodent in suburban San salvador?
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        No Cheez. No. That's SO inappropriate.
        Nov 11, 2016
    10. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      You have been tasked with creating a test that will be administered as a means of population control. What does it consist of and how does David Attenborough perform on this test.
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I'm a kind person so my population litmus test is you must have all your front teeth. I guess David Attenborough fairs well and Hillary wins the re-count.
        Nov 10, 2016
    11. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      If you and one other person of your choosing were the last two people left on earth, would you ever consider upgrading to Amazon Prime for one month just to try it out free of charge?
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Maybe not free of charge but I would pay like $2.54 for it. After all if there's no one left to share any of the worlds wealth with, there's no need to be stingy about things like this, you know CheeZ
        Sep 28, 2016
    12. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      IF MY CAPS LOCK KEY WERE TO BREAK SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING, AND I WERE TO NEED TO CONVEY A MESSAGE TO THAT EFFECT IN YOUR DIRECTION, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, HOW WOULD YOU SAY IT, AND CAN I BORROW A KEYBOARD.
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I would pray to Steve Jobs to send you a new keyboard because you are obviously experiencing some degree of crisis right now, and if you are not an Apple User I will ask Holiest Oprah to have Bill Gates send you one. Because clearly those are the most efficient ways of obtaining a new keyboard, I'm sure of this.
        Sep 28, 2016
    13. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      Can bad decisions melt steel beams? Is it possible that if you don't tip your waiter generously, that you could have just caused 9/11?
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Maybe not the waiter, but I do always wonder... how would the world be different if I just tipped Peter the Pizzaman just that once... *sigh*
        Sep 26, 2016
    14. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      If, while screwing in a lightbulb using proper technique, you sneeze, what are the chances of the Blue Jays winning the World Series?
      1. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I feel like there's no chance of any team from Toronto winning anything any time soon.
        Sep 19, 2016
    15. Romero
      Romero
      Oh Miss Femme, please forgive me!
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Are you sure you're not Canadian? I feel only Canadians would pre-emptively apologize for something that hasn't happened yet :P
        Aug 28, 2016
      3. Romero
        Romero
        Or it could be that a lot of Canadians are Norwegian descendants? :P
        Aug 29, 2016
      4. Romero
        Romero
        Hey, why don't we go and mess with TREMOR. We can do the usual "good cop, bad cop" thing, and I always I get to be the good cop. And when she starts to cry I comfort her. ;P
        Aug 29, 2016
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    16. Steve Powell
      Steve Powell
      Hi LFF! Shaz mentioned the video embedding problem - it doesn't appear to be an issue with the forum, but will investigate further. There was a XenForo update released about a week ago; I'll install that now and fingers crossed it should resolve the problem.
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      2. Steve Powell
        Steve Powell
        Looks like it's only WebKit/Blink-based web browsers which are affected, as I've managed to reproduce this bug in both Chrome and Vivaldi. Will still upgrade the forum regardless, just in the off-chance.
        Aug 17, 2016
      3. Romero
        Romero
        My guess is Youtube changed something that broke it. Something have changed, and I understand it was not XenForo. The embedding is broken on Presto based Opera 12, so it can't be only a Webkit/Blink issue.
        Aug 18, 2016
    17. bSTAR_182
      bSTAR_182
      I love seeing Cersei tell people off ;)
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        I was tempted to use an epic Cersei eye-roll gif but that might've been too bitchy, ahah.

        Are you all caught up now??
        Aug 1, 2016
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      3. bSTAR_182
        bSTAR_182
        Yep all caught up! And now we wait... Lol
        Aug 1, 2016
    18. Romero
      Romero
      Hi, I'll be going away for a week, and there is no internet there. I'm leaving this afternoon and I hope you'll manage. :)
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Have fun wherever you're going!
        Aug 1, 2016
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      3. Romero
        Romero
        I has returned.
        Vacation at an old farm was fun, but not all dirty work is fun. :p
        Aug 8, 2016
    19. Romero
      Romero
      *Poke*
      I haven't got Pokemon so I poke you. :P
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    20. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Too often we judge other groups by their worst examples, while judging ourselves by our best intentions.
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Apr 4, 1989 (Age: 28)
    Location:
    Canada
    Occupation:
    Communications Advisor at Ministry of Finance
    Welcome to my profile page! I am known as Her Royal Nonsense, but you can call me Nonsense because I do like to practise a bit of modesty. I'm going to marry Jareth the Goblin King one day. I believe in gay marriage, global warming, and volcanoes. I think Oprah can change the weather. I dislike the National Socialist German Workers' Party... and bed bugs. I don't have bed bugs but I don't like them because they stand for everything I'm against - cheating your rent and showing up uninvited and unannounced in someone else's bed, and furthermore leaving little brown spots on the sheets is kind of rude. Who does that?

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