La Femme Fatale

Long time no speak-y, LFF! Just wanted to throw a huge and deserved and spontaneous 'thank you!' your way for all the work you do here. Have a good one!

Happy Birthday to you. Hope you have a great one

Merryy crtitsmaz miffin -
Srroy I spelled a drinkz on the computcher, its not wroting ok atm

I've gotta say. Life has me confused lately. So many questions!

If we're made out of water, why can't we get bigger when it rains?

If Jesus died for our sin, who died for our cos and tan?

In the distant future, you make your living as a picture frame technician. When picture frames are damaged or mildly misaligned, you are the hero who does home visits to save the day! What would happen if you forgot your father-in-law's birthday?

If animals don't like being eaten, why are they made out of food?

Curses. Now I am curious what Lucas smells like... Why do you do this to me?

Wishing everyone Happy Holidays and a very Merry Christmas. xo

Wanna race in our new cars?

Sleep like a king, big papi. I'll love you forever and always. xo

If a Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar, which one is failing to get things done?

I'm sorry. That was out of character.

If a moron and an idiot bump into one another, which of them was walking forward?

That's abstract enough. Yeeaaaahhhhh.

Holy crap you've been busy!

If you were to talk about fight Club, do you think you could survive living as a rodent in suburban San salvador?

You have been tasked with creating a test that will be administered as a means of population control. What does it consist of and how does David Attenborough perform on this test.

If you and one other person of your choosing were the last two people left on earth, would you ever consider upgrading to Amazon Prime for one month just to try it out free of charge?

IF MY CAPS LOCK KEY WERE TO BREAK SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING, AND I WERE TO NEED TO CONVEY A MESSAGE TO THAT EFFECT IN YOUR DIRECTION, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, HOW WOULD YOU SAY IT, AND CAN I BORROW A KEYBOARD.

Can bad decisions melt steel beams? Is it possible that if you don't tip your waiter generously, that you could have just caused 9/11?

If, while screwing in a lightbulb using proper technique, you sneeze, what are the chances of the Blue Jays winning the World Series?

Oh Miss Femme, please forgive me!

Hi LFF! Shaz mentioned the video embedding problem - it doesn't appear to be an issue with the forum, but will investigate further. There was a XenForo update released about a week ago; I'll install that now and fingers crossed it should resolve the problem.