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cheezMcNASTY
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cheezMcNASTY

Entertain me., 26, from Underground

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Guys where did Harry Potter get that gun Jul 6, 2016

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    1. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      What did you think of the trans gendered penguin I put outside your door two mornings ago?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        To be completely honest, I can't distinguish between male and female penguins. The depth of your scheme was completely lost on me. I am so sorry. I was definitely confused, just not about the penguin's invisible jibblets.
        Feb 8, 2017
    2. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Who really sunk the Titanic? The iceberg or Obama or something else?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        My pops once said it was the Russians but my personal theory is the academy sunk it to drown the young, boy toy Dicaprio so they could easily sell shakespearian-as-a-#bamf adult dicaprio.
        Nov 14, 2016
    3. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you had one thumb and it was on top of your right index finger how would you eat a pretzel correctly?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        With a finger like that, everyone knows there is only one way to eat a pretzel. By serpentining up the central twist, superfinger would provide enough leverage to devour the entire pretzel.
        Nov 10, 2016
    4. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you could watch your favourite movie with anyone in the world, would you agree to invade Middle Earth with that person as well or is that going too far?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        You know, it really depends. I'm not sure I'd be willing to commit to a Middle Earth-level relationship based on one movie's sitting. We may need to play a few rounds of Guild Wars and see where things go. Ya know?
        Sep 28, 2016
    5. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you were blind, would you fall in love with me at first sight or would you have to get your Driver's license renewed first?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Can't all the best blind men can tell things by touch...?
        Sep 26, 2016
    6. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you had to chose between having an inappropriate relationship with a fish, or being a concubine to a fat Saudi Arabian prince for 12 months, what would you choose?
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      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        Like maybe a puffer fish or a cod.
        Sep 25, 2016
      3. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Considering how deplorable I find the idea of royalty, I did get the phone number of a dolphin that was eyeing me suggestively at sea world. Time to make flipper whistle, if ya know what I mean. ;)
        Sep 25, 2016
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        Sep 26, 2016
    7. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Do you think Earth could rotate around the moon six times if Dr. Phil told it to?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Dr. Phil is wicked persuasive so probably. But who knows for how long before it reverts to its old non rotating ways. What happens 5 years after the show has aired?
        Sep 17, 2016
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    8. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Are you out of the Turkey?
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        I am. I've left turkey for the poor impoverished country of Italy. Life is hard.
        Jul 21, 2016
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    9. Romero
      Romero
      So this is the place where the fun is going on... xD
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        We only discuss serious matters here. Clearly.
        Jul 14, 2016
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      3. Romero
        Romero
        Yes, fun has to be taken seriously!
        Jul 14, 2016
    10. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Dear Cheez,

      So there's this boy I've been looking at every week on my tv. I like him a lot. His name is Jaime. He's cute and handsome and funny. He's really into his sister and sometimes he pushes children out of castle windows, but on the upside he has a really symmetrical face so those other things aren't deal breakers for me. How do I get Jaime to finally notice me?
      1. lorddemolatron
        lorddemolatron
        oh welcome in joys of loving fictional characters like me, well im still in love with two male ones.
        Jul 14, 2016
      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Step 1. Kill his sister
        Step 2. Become a psycho you-know-what
        Step 3. Get reconstructive surgery to look like his sister
        Step 4. Slip into his life like a ninja
        Step 5. Hot sweaty sex forever as long as you ignore the kinky daddy's coming roleplay
        Step 6. Kill any kids that aren't blonde
        Step 7. ?????
        Step 8. PROFIT
        Jul 14, 2016
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    11. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If the chocolate chip muffin crossed the road at the same time that the fruit explosion muffin also chose to begin crossing the road, then what time would it be when the clock strikes 13??
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Wow that's intense... hm... now, I'm not the best with time zones but given that muffins hail from vastly different backgrounds and both are in the street simultaneously... half past nutty fruision. PM.
        Jul 13, 2016
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    12. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      Guys where did Harry Potter get that gun
    13. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Okay. I am fully back from vacation. *cracks knuckles*

      If you could travel to Mars in a boat, what planet would you stop at first?
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Welcome back!

        I imagine I'd have a picnic on 99942 Apophis, the brightest asteroid in the sky. I really want to see if my picnic blanket turns it into a doughnut for earth.
        Jul 2, 2016
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    14. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      FINE. IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT, I'M GONNA BRING IT TOO.

      You're dropped into a volcano by a giant seagull. Like, Wun Wun in Game of Thrones but in seagull form. He has charged you with finding Hell. How do you dig deeper into the volcano to get there, and what does Donald Trump say to you when you finally make it to the fire and brimstony gates?
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Easy. Use the tears of the local underprivileged natives to harden the lava and chisel through the newly-solidified rock with my totally rad pecks until I reach hell. Unsurprisingly, Donald Trump is there. At the sight of me he screams "Bet you thought I'd say 'You're Fired,' didn't you?? Silly human, my pun game is even less on point in the afterlife. LETS MAKE A-MAGMA-CA GREAT AGAIN!!!"
        Jun 16, 2016
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    15. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you were a Scientologist, then what would your opinion on locusts be?
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        Jun 15, 2016
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    16. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If people could actually smell sounds (apart from farts obvs), what would elevator music taste like?
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Saltless horderves that prominently feature mozarella and boring.
        Jun 15, 2016
    17. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      If you could travel anywhere in the world, what would be your favourite dish at Olive Garden?
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Glad you asked!
        Considering the wide expanse of the globe and how partial I am to Bulgarian culture; I'd have to say the Chicken Parmigiana at Olive Garden reigns supreme. (sorry Bulgaria)
        Jun 14, 2016
    18. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      Exactly ten words to describe pickled eggs. Go.
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      2. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        these don't belong in pickle juice quod erat demonstratum
        May 20, 2016
    19. La Femme Fatale
      La Femme Fatale
      I miss our wedding planning :( We were so good at it *tear* :P
      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        Me too. Sadly, how could we proceed in improving something that's perfect?
        Dec 8, 2015
      2. La Femme Fatale
        La Femme Fatale
        You know what's next.. honeymoon.
        Dec 12, 2015
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      1. cheezMcNASTY
        cheezMcNASTY
        femmayyee
        Oct 28, 2015
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