residentevil#1
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cuz tat is Sheva's thing not kris
Q: why is Salazar so short?????????????????????????
Q: why is Salazar so short?????????????????????????
Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)
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A_Wesker123
The Original
'cos he didn't eat his greens as a child.
If Wesker were real, what would that mean for us?
If Wesker were real, what would that mean for us?
Hoady
Well-Known Member
YOU ARE THE REAL WESKER*hides in bunker*.
Why did wesker seduce a zombie?
Why did wesker seduce a zombie?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
Because he wanted to show the zombie his "Tyrant" 
what if Claire and Jill came round to your house with a "chick-flick" in hand and asked if they could watch it with you?
what if Claire and Jill came round to your house with a "chick-flick" in hand and asked if they could watch it with you?
A_Wesker123
The Original
I'd invite them into my room to watch it
What would you do if Chris and Leon teamed up with Claire and Jill in the next RE game to take over the world?
What would you do if Chris and Leon teamed up with Claire and Jill in the next RE game to take over the world?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
I'd buy it, play it then cus profanities at capcom for turning them into baddies!!
What if Wesker had managed to kill Chris at the Spencer estate?
What if Wesker had managed to kill Chris at the Spencer estate?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Leon would of been in RE5 and not Chris
What if Jill wasn't the Bird Woman?
What if Jill wasn't the Bird Woman?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
Sherry would have been and Jill would have been a playable character from the word go, because capcom would not have ruined there game because of an un-informed idiot screaming "racism"
What if the Dead-aim and survivor were actually half decent spin-offs?
What if the Dead-aim and survivor were actually half decent spin-offs?
A_Wesker123
The Original
The world would be a much happier place
What if RE4 still had the gameplay mechanics of older RE games?
What if RE4 still had the gameplay mechanics of older RE games?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
We would have had frustrating camera angles, proper underwear changing moments and all would be right with the world 
What if the Nemesis infected Carlos instead of Jill?
What if the Nemesis infected Carlos instead of Jill?
A_Wesker123
The Original
He'd film his reaction and post that on youtube
What if Salazar wasn't a midget?
What if Salazar wasn't a midget?
Nosophoros
Well-Known Member
Then he would just be a freak who doesn't reveal his age and has weird eyes
why does seras remind me of puss in boots?
why does seras remind me of puss in boots?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Because he's soo cool
Why wasn't HUNK in RE5?
Why wasn't HUNK in RE5?
La Femme Fatale
The Queen
He just wanted to get away from it all.
Why does Alfred like dressing up as Alexia?
Why does Alfred like dressing up as Alexia?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Trust me when i say you don't wanna know
Why doesn't Chris dye his hair blonde?
Why doesn't Chris dye his hair blonde?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
Because Jill stole all the dye.
What would happen if the T-0003 (Mr X)did some "Overtime" with the nemesis?
What would happen if the T-0003 (Mr X)did some "Overtime" with the nemesis?
A_Wesker123
The Original
We'd have some sort of super-being being born
What if Wesker never wore his shades?
What if Wesker never wore his shades?
Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
Well-Known Member
he would lose coolness points -5
what if Jill and Claire decided they were Lesbian with each other?
what if Jill and Claire decided they were Lesbian with each other?
A_Wesker123
The Original
There would be videos going up onto Youtube
What id Chris settled down and married Jill and they had a kid which turned out to be Wesker's?
What id Chris settled down and married Jill and they had a kid which turned out to be Wesker's?