Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

They would appear on Jerry springer and Wesker would be the "suprise guest"

What if Wesker was the good guy and Chris the bad guy?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Oh man, you're quick Jill
Um... Wesker would have to loose the shades

What if it wasn't Chris' blood?

 

[A_Wesker123]

It would've been Barry's blood instead

What would happen if Nemesis had a pet dog?

 

[ResidentZelda]

he doesn't.

Why did Leon said no to the overtime?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos Ashlee had smelly foot odour

What did Ashlee mean by overtime?

 

[Nosophoros]

She wanted to kill more

What would happen if Ashley was given a gun?

 

[Nemesis]

She was given a gun?.....HIT THE DECK!!!

Why do i always kill The Merchant when i save?

 

[Hoady]

Your paranoid the merchant planted a bomb in the typewriter.

Why didn't the zombie eat the brains?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because there weren't any

Why did Capcom turn from Zombies to Ganados and Majini?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Not-so-stupid-answer: To broaden their target audience and make more money (sorry, I had to ).

Stupid answer: The union of zombies were on strike.

Did Jill like Carlos' accent?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Only when he wore a hat.

What did Wesker eman by 'Complete Global Saturation'?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

He is very very fertile ^^

Why did Wesker not just shoot himself instead of letting the Tyrant kill him?

 

[Nosophoros]

The bullet would just bounce off of his awesome-shield

Why does Leon collect bottlecaps?

 

[Ada Wong™]

She hasn't. It's just blood from a Majini attack that just happened to go solid at room temperature in that specific pattern.

Why didn't Josh turn into a Majini?

Cause he was already turned into a Pokemon. :lol:

Why doesn't Pikachu make an appearance in RE5? :blink:​

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he'd die just from one look at a Majini.

To answer Alcard:
Because he needs a hobby.

How comes Ada wears red?

 

[Valentine]

She's color-blind.

How do you unlock Wesker in RE 3?

 

[A_Wesker123]

By killing all the zombies using only a single blade of grass.

What would hapen if Chris had the same shades as Wesker?

 

[Hoady]

Wesker and chris would merge into a super human being which can shoot laser beams from its mouth and crap out deathstars.The universe will be undercontrol nothing can escape the wrath of Weskhris.

Why didn't wesker think of this in the first place?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he wasn't high at the time.

What would happen if Wesker was President?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

we would be..globably saturated and there would be nothing we could do about it ^^

What if Wesker really released the spoof cereal "Wesker flakes"?