Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Romero]

I have no license for that.

Where is Leon's attache case? Under his coat?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

It is invincible.

 

[Romero]

It is invincible.

Invincible? Perhaps you meant invisible.
You forgot to ask a stupid question.

Why can't Leon and Ashley pretend to be "converted" and thus not have to fight all the time?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

You forgot to ask a stupid question.

****.

Anyway, cuz Ashley's brain is the size of a nut.

If Leon was dead in RE2, who would be the main character in 4?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

King Leonidas.

Why did Billy get that big-ass tattoo on his arm?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

He's just that cool.

Why did Billy never appear in any other RE game?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

He's just not that cool.

Does Spencer have life insurance?

 

[Romero]

Nope, he can't get insurance because he's black-listed.

Does El Gigante got a big wife?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

El Giligante does not get a life.

If a zombie is nothing but is something, and is Leon, but is also Jill, yet still is nothing, what is it?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

lets get barry to answer that one
Barry: "What?...What is it?"

What would happen if barry never came out with the line "Jill Sandwich?"

 

[Romero]

We would have pancakes, not sandwiches.

Why aren't Umbrella manufacturing umbrellas?!

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos that'd just be dumb

Why did Chris not use a baseball bat instead of a knife?

 

[Hoady]

He hates splinters.

Why doesn't Leon work at the circus?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Uh.. He wasn't qualified enough to be a juggler.

What do zombies really mean when they say 'ughhhhh...'?

 

[Hoady]

There actually just trying to clear there throats and say hello but they get shot way before they can say anything.

What does Salazer want in a woman?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

his tentacle! ><

What if the next resident evil had you going "back in time" like in shadowleggys spoof musical?

 

[Hoady]

You'd get to play as Jesus and kill roman zombies with a battleaxe.Caesar can be wesker.

Why isn't Resident Evil set within the 30s?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'cos then all the Zombies would just look silly.

Why does Saddler carry round a Plagas staff?

 

[Hoady]

His second job is to help frodo on his quest to destroy the ring(hes gandalf).

What are zombie hobbits like?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Little Zombie people?

How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?