Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Godammlover]

999999999999999999 They have to make a pile, zombies can't use ladders.


Why was Wesker named Wesker?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos that's the way the cookie crumbles

If Wesker's first name wasn't Albert, what would it be?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Badass

WHO KILLED CHUCK NORRIS? BRUCE LEE OR THE JILL SANDWICH!?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Neither

What if Wesker wasn't as badass?

 

[Nosophoros]

He'd be a goodass

What if Salazar wasn't a midget?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Then we would not make fun of him, would we?

If in RE6, Leon dies, how many fans of RE would be sad?

 

[Hoady]

He wouldn't have enough skin to stretch over his new height.

why doesn't chris work in a porno stand anymore?

EDIT: too late)

 

[Nosophoros]

He turned gay

What if Ashley died in RE4?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Time to rejoice and celebrate.

What if Carlos turned into a zombie?

 

[Hoady]

He'd turn into speedy gonzales, except hes really,really uncooridinated.

Why doesn't leon go into dark alleys anymore?

 

[Romero]

He's alone - Ashley isn't backing up any more.

Can zombies get toothache?

What do zombies really mean when they say 'ughhhhh...'?

There actually just trying to clear there throats and say hello but they get shot way before they can say anything.

LMAO Hoady :lol:

 

[Godammlover]

Depends on their dental plan

Why do Zombies rape instead of bite?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

They dont rape. They stick their heads in eatchothers asses while biting.

What if RE nevar happened.

 

[Hoady]

Someone would've thought of the exact same storyline and made it happen for real.

Why does wesker kiss little boys?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because he's secretly a catholic priest.

Why does Ada do funny "jumps"?

 

[Hoady]

She has to poo hell bad.

Why didn't the zombie drink his beer?

 

[C. Redfield]

Because the Zombie was a Hyper-Zombie and it had too much to drink .
Why did Jill dye her hair Blonde?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos Wesker likes it that way

What caused the spaniards to turn into ganados?

 

[aintnoscrub]

too much red bull, turns out it doesnt just give you wings.

what if wesker was 3 midgets in grown up peoples clothes?

 

[A_Wesker123]

We'd all know his secret

What if Nemesis didn't say 'STARS!!!'?