Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Hoady]

"BARS!"says the nemesis and drinks all there beer.

Why dont all the characters from resident evil play in a band together?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos it'd be unfair on everyone else cos they'd always be top of the charts.

How old is Barry's gun?

 

[aintnoscrub]

he'd sing songs from grease, and they'd all have a fantastic time.

what if nemesis story line coped star wars, and he turned out to be jills father, and they had a massive light sabre showdown..

 

[Hoady]

Resident Evil would sue george lucas and then with that money create a real nemesis with a lightsaber and take over the world.

What if Leon was a chick?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Alot of fan-girls would be dissapointed

What colour is Salazars hat?

 

[Godammlover]

Pink

What colour panties to leon wear?

 

[ResidentZelda]

only Krauser knows

What if Wesker got a cat?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

He would be happeh.

What if Nemesis was actually Mistar George Dubya Bush?

 

[Hoady]

He'd plant automated nukes on his nipples and declare a war on every country he'd then clone his nipple nukes and stash them on mars(nemesis can breath in space).

What does nemesis want in a woman/man?

 

[Trinity]

Guts all over.

Is Wesky a pervert?

 

[Hoady]

He is about 50 and all his sidekicks are young sexy women so yes Wesker really just is a dirty old man.

What did saddler do to the ganado children?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Raped them and killed them with his penis knife thingy.

What is Barry? Something or nothing? Or a eater of the sandwich?

 

[aintnoscrub]

outside of s.t.a.r.s barry works for subway which is why he cracks sandwhich jokes, and does abit of subliminal advertising.

can't think of a question 4.19am tireddd!! some take my question go.

 

[echoey]

Is this Reisdent Evil joke at all Funny? ...

"So a cerebus walks into a bar and the bartender goes "Why the long face". The dog proceeds to eat the bartender afterwards."

 

[A_Wesker123]

Only when the teller is wearing a purple hat.

What's the title going to be for the new Resi game?

 

[Nosophoros]

Resident Evil: -1

Who will be in it?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Bob the pizza delivery guy.

How does Wesker spend his weekends?

 

[Nosophoros]

Entering the matrix

Why did Jill wear a beret?

 

[aintnoscrub]

because she has a french lover who gave it to her as a gif?

what would resident evil be called if it starred disney characters?

 

[Nosophoros]

Resident Disney/ Biofun?

Why does Billy look like Chris (in the earlier games)?