Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[aintnoscrub]

hahahahah biofun!!!, could see it now
because there the same person, with a split personality.

why does barry has such corny lines.

 

[Nosophoros]

Because he's sercretly the green giant and they naturally "ooze" out of him.

When will Leon finally do Ada?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because the graphics were horrible.

YOU WANT STARS?!

 

[A_Wesker123]

Does it come with cheese sauce? If so, then yes

What colour are Nemesis' underpants?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Pink with blue Polka-dots

What Happens when you mix Nemesis with a fish?

 

[Hoady]

Nemesis
+

Fish
=

RAAM

Why did leon join the navy?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he likes being around alot of Nemesis Fish

How much is Leon's shopping bill?

 

[aintnoscrub]

judging by his vintage mafia suit, aLOT

how come leon has the same haircut for most of his life.

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he thinks i makes him look coooollllll!

What's the difference between Claire and Jill?

 

[Hoady]

Claires half a man.

Why did chris get plastic surgery?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he wanted to look like Jill

Where did Chris get his plastic surgery?

 

[ResidentZelda]

From a Random Doctor in Cuba

why Are Leon's panties pink?

 

[Hoady]

Because his mum makes him wear them.

Why did leon blow up an orphange?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because they owe him money.

Why a Licker doesn't lick?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos Lickers have no tongue.

What's the point of Wesker having a gun?

 

[Nosophoros]

So he can shoot himself when the series ends.

Why do Leon, Ada, Krauser, HUNK, and Wesker all work together in RE4?(Mercs)

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos there getting payed for it

What's the deal with HUNK's gasmask?

 

[Hoady]

His farts are terrible.

Why did claire hang out with a bear in his big fat lair?

 

[Tallahassee]

she was horny for bear loving


why does jjill look really ugly in re5?

 

[Hoady]

Because Wesker insisted she use his brand of makeup.

Why does wesker own a branch of box factories?