Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Nosophoros]

Hell no, they taste like Jill!

How did parasites learn to drive motorcycles?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Driving school. They need the insurance benefits.

What if Steve is still alive?

 

[ResidentZelda]

The world would be like hell.

how in the world does Alexia produce fire?

 

[A_Wesker123]

You tell me

What is a Tyrant and where can i buy one?

 

[ResidentZelda]

a puppy-like creature and you can buy them at Amazon.com they sell them cheap

why A_Wesker123 would want a tyrant?

 

[Hoady]

To go for walks with down the park(just keep it away from the children will ya).

Why isn't Leon allowed access into the zoo anymore?

 

[bruno]

Cause he might think the giraffes are his parents.

Why does Steve love Alexia?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

That's a lie! A lie I tell you! LIE!!!!

What if somebody joined your RE5 co-op game and screamed in the mic "THIS GAME IS RACIST AND YOU ARE RACIST FOR BUYING IT!!!!"?

 

[bruno]

I'd say: "You're right, i'm gonna punish myself by asking all the black guys i find to punch me. And congrats, you're pretty accurate shooting"

 

[Zombie Enclave]

( I see you are prepared to insult the guy back. )

Forgot a question.

What if you could kill yourself in RE?

 

[Hoady]

You would turn into a zombie and eat yourself.

Why isn't Dr. Evil in Resident Evil?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because the real name in Japan is Biohazard.

If HUNK is the main character in 6, what would you do?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Buy the Limited Edition version of RE6 for the special Gasmask that comes with it.

If Wesker married Leon, would it be a happy ending?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Yeah and they would have a cat called mittens....not that I have tought abou it, I SWEAR!

What would happen if Austin Powers appeared in Resident Evil?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Uhh....Femme would support their relationship and Excella would turn back to normal and see it and say "OMFGWTFBBQ!!!".

What if I was Wesker?

 

[A_Wesker123]

You'd have to be stopped!

What's the chemical formula for 2 Weskers and a Rebecca?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Wesker up yo' chamba

What if I was.....CHRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ?

 

[ResidentZelda]

How can you be Wesker and Chris at the same time?

Why Ark would want to be Chris?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because I am Ark, so I should be Chris to.

Who are you and why aren't you getting the f*ck out of my house?:

 

[ResidentZelda]

I'm a Person, and you have some really good sadwiches in your fridge.

What would happen if Leon dissapeared?