Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

Just like in the general discussion topic, Only this time the questions have to relate to Resident Evil games.

Just ask a stupid question and then the next person gives a stupid answer to that question and then asks his/her question. I'll start:

Q: Why did Lisa want to kill everyone?

 

[Stop]

That's not really a stupid question its a really really sad one....
but I'll try Answer: She thought they were dolls?
Question: Why can't we use the wench as a weapon? Re3

 

[tedcurley]

A.Because the Merchant likes to display his man-parts.

Q. Why does HUNK wear a mask?

 

[Stop]

Because he's a woman :-*
How the hell did Leon/Claire get into the city in re2?

 

[A_Wesker123]

By push-bike

Why does Wesker wear sunglasses all the time?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

To sheild his money makers.

Why does Leon look so different from 2 to 4?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because he got an extreme makeover

Why does Chris carry guns?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

To look hard.

Why does Leon have bloned hair?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because he was dipped in molten blonde lava.

Why does Claire follow Leon?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they hate each other

Why does Salazar wear a funny hat?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because thats the only one he could find at Home Depot.

Was Sherry Birkin a child star of the 80's?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos she likes to tango

Why does Nemesis like shouting 'SSTTTTAAAARRRRSSSSS!!!' ?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because his daughter was a child star ( )

Why did Ada save Leon alot?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because Ada wears underwear

Why did Leon not shoot Ashley?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because the virus is alive...
Why do Capcom hate people who kill Ashley?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they all had to much to drink

Why is Saddler evil?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because he tortured animals as a child.

Where did he find these animals?

 

[Cousintony]

Micheal jacksons animal ranch

why do crows carry stuff?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because the merchant trains them well.

Why do the Leon traps hunt Leons?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they have troubled pasts

Why is Ashley not a squirrel?