Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)
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A_Wesker123
The Original
Ue your imagination 
Why do the soldiers wear protective helmets?
Why do the soldiers wear protective helmets?
RegeneratorHater24
Well-Known Member
To ride their bikes
Why doesn't Leon have a cell phone?
Why doesn't Leon have a cell phone?
ChrisRedfield1994
Potato Lobber
Because he likes pie.
Why does JJ get a chain gun and all you get is a <very long censored> TMP?
Why does JJ get a chain gun and all you get is a <very long censored> TMP?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
he doesnt
whats up with that ashley character?
whats up with that ashley character?
A_Wesker123
The Original
She likes to smoke in public restrooms
Why does the bell tell the Ganado's to come to the church?
Why does the bell tell the Ganado's to come to the church?
RegeneratorHater24
Well-Known Member
Because its time for bingo
Why do the villagers have such dirty houses?
Why do the villagers have such dirty houses?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Because its 'the style' of Pueblo
Why do Ganados worship Saddler?
Why do Ganados worship Saddler?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
he is their mambo leader
why is saddler such a party pooper
why is saddler such a party pooper
A_Wesker123
The Original
Because he likes to poop at parties! 
Why does Salazar live in a castle?
Why does Salazar live in a castle?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
its a beach house
why do ganados smell bad?
why do ganados smell bad?
RegeneratorHater24
Well-Known Member
The same reason they have dirty houses.
Did you know I'm taller than Salazar?
Did you know I'm taller than Salazar?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
No i didnt
why is shannon-wow taller than sallyzar?
why is shannon-wow taller than sallyzar?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Because it makes me lol
Why do Guns go bang?
Why do Guns go bang?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
cuz the cows sure dont
whats up with luis dying?
whats up with luis dying?
A_Wesker123
The Original
He owed Saddler money for that 'job' he did for him
Why is Leon not a squirrel?
Why is Leon not a squirrel?
Cousintony
Well-Known Member
cause he is a chipmunk
why does salazar need such a big castle?
why does salazar need such a big castle?
A_Wesker123
The Original
To impress the ladies
Why does Saddler have a 'Plagas rod'?
Why does Saddler have a 'Plagas rod'?
RegeneratorHater24
Well-Known Member
To 'woo' the ladies. (Lol
Saddler: You impressed?
Ashley: Heck yes!
(The real reason Ashley followed him on Disc 2)
Why do I always write this stuff?
Saddler: You impressed?
Ashley: Heck yes!
(The real reason Ashley followed him on Disc 2)
Why do I always write this stuff?