Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Wellio]

cuz He wants to increase the number of admirers :-*

Why are there slot in the DRESS of Ada?

 

[K@R1!!!]

because there wings! 8)

Why do the zombies constantly moan?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Ue your imagination

Why do the soldiers wear protective helmets?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

To ride their bikes

Why doesn't Leon have a cell phone?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because he likes pie.
Why does JJ get a chain gun and all you get is a <very long censored> TMP?

 

[Cousintony]

he doesnt

whats up with that ashley character?

 

[A_Wesker123]

She likes to smoke in public restrooms

Why does the bell tell the Ganado's to come to the church?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because its time for bingo

Why do the villagers have such dirty houses?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because its 'the style' of Pueblo

Why do Ganados worship Saddler?

 

[Cousintony]

he is their mambo leader

why is saddler such a party pooper

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because he likes to poop at parties!

Why does Salazar live in a castle?

 

[Cousintony]

its a beach house

why do ganados smell bad?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

The same reason they have dirty houses.

Did you know I'm taller than Salazar?

 

[Cousintony]

No i didnt

why is shannon-wow taller than sallyzar?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because it makes me lol

Why do Guns go bang?

 

[Cousintony]

cuz the cows sure dont

whats up with luis dying?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He owed Saddler money for that 'job' he did for him

Why is Leon not a squirrel?

 

[Cousintony]

cause he is a chipmunk

why does salazar need such a big castle?

 

[A_Wesker123]

To impress the ladies

Why does Saddler have a 'Plagas rod'?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

To 'woo' the ladies. (Lol

Saddler: You impressed?
Ashley: Heck yes!
(The real reason Ashley followed him on Disc 2)

Why do I always write this stuff?