Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

Because thats what we all love about you

Why am i not identical to Leon?

 

[Cousintony]

cuz your from the ghetto cuddy

why is leon the main character and not me?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because you don't drink tea.

Why was I not in Resident Evil?

 

[A_Wesker123]

You werent green enough

Why does Resident Evil exist?

 

[Cousintony]

someone left the door open

is resident evil really that evil?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Only on wednesdays

What is wesker defrosting?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

His TV dinner

Why were the wolves so mean?

 

[A_Wesker123]

because they love the taste of urine

Why do Tyrant like to say hello?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because he was a people person.

Why did Ada drop her glasses?

 

[Cousintony]

she has arthritis

why do dogs chase leon?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because he's legally blonde

Why don't they like scooby snacks?

 

[A_Wesker123]

because my snacks are so much better

Why did the Ganado enter the shop?

 

[Hollow-Words]

Why did the Nemesis like "STARS" so much??

And Why can't they shoot the lock or climb the gate instead of walking around a whole city looking for the key??

 

[A_Wesker123]

^ 1) because he like-likes them

2) because hes lazy

Why so zombies like to limp around everywhere?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because they have a muscle cramp.

Why does Ada follow Leon?

 

[Cousintony]

leon follows ada

why does ada not wear green?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because it wouldn't bring out her eyes.

How old is Leon?

 

[Nemesis]

I dont Know

What is Wesker

 

[A_Wesker123]

Me

Why do Zombies taste like chicken?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because they're njot turkey.

Who said they taste like chicken?