Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

they dont

Why do dogs with anger problems not use tooth-brushes?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because they use a grenade to clean their teeth.

Why does Mike have cool gloves and die in 1 minute?>

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he likes to be Shipoopi

Why does leon not sound like Dave?

 

[Cousintony]

because he has yet to reach his prowess

what is a zombie?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Me

Why did the Ganado blush?

 

[Cousintony]

he ate his hat

what is the point of a zombie takeover anyway?

 

[A_Wesker123]

There isnt one

What are Ganados?

 

[Cousintony]

they are a type of taco

why are ganados not on the value menu?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Bevause they arent road legal

Why are zombies hungry?

 

[Cousintony]

they have yet to have their breakfast

what do zombies eat?

 

[A_Wesker123]

because they want to

Whay are the dogs called?

 

[Cousintony]

conquistadors

why are the jewels so important?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because without them there wouldnt be cake

Why is this my 800th post?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because Weskerloves ou.
Why is Chris a red field?

 

[A_Wesker123]

because he isnt a green one

Why is Wesker always forgetting his name?

Chris: Whats your name?
Wesker: Wesk...errrr....

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because he's Wesker!
What more do you expect!

Why is bass so big?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos i always love a girl with a big bass ;D

Why do monks like spiky shields?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Hahahaha!

Because they're good.

What is the volacity of an unlaiden zombie?

 

[A_Wesker123]

No-one knows

What is the square root of one zombie, a 2pence peice and a button?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

One hundred thousand Wesker's.

What is Pi R squared times Salazar?