Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

Dave did

What is a zombie?

 

[Cousintony]

not you

why doesn't Ada where some Chuck Taylor's?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Coz she loves men

Why is Chris' nickname not 'Smelly Pete?'?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because he smells like Lilacs

Why is Sheva helping Chris?

 

[Death Pixie]

Because he's her grandson.

Why do zombie dogs attack people?

 

[Hollow-Words]

Because they can't find cats

Why do zombies zombies always moan??

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because there zombies zombies

Why are zombies smelly like a fox?

 

[Death Pixie]

Because there were no aadvarks present.

Why are Crimson Heads fast?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they take performance-enhancing drugs

Why do guns kill people?

 

[Nemesis]

What are you trying to prove? ;D


Why does Wesker wear sunglasses?

 

[REGirlfan]

to hide his orange glow eyes.

Q:Why does tyrant william birkin kill his wife?lol

 

[Death Pixie]

A: She burnt his toast

Q: How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Hollow-Words]

Don't know, but I don't wanna stay to find out

Why don't main characters ever get infected??

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they use protection

Why are zombies afraid of Dave?

 

[Hollow-Words]

Cause he doesn't shave

Why are there no zombie kids??

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because zombies cant you know what

Why do Ganados like Big cheese?

 

[Cousintony]

they need brains

why do zombies walk silly?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they love ballet

Why are Ganados not spelt 'nachos'?

 

[Cousintony]

they are is france

why are ganados not ganadas?

 

[Nemesis]

They don't like being called ganadas


Why do zombies hate everyone?