Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because she had a troubled past.

Why are Ashley's ears so big?

 

[A_Wesker123]

So she can fly!

Why is a Garrador blind?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

So it can see! Duh!

Why is the soundtrack so... Musical?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because its been watching to many Disney movies.

Why did Luis die?

 

[Cousintony]

he talked stuff bout my mamma!

why is it luis not louis?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because it was his mamma's choice.

Why is Cousintony a cousin named tony?

 

[Cousintony]

cuz it was his grand-mammas choice (it was no lie)

why do regenerators regenerate?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they like pie

Why do the villagers speak spanish?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Because they eaat fish.
Why does a midget have a huge spike pit?

 

[A_Wesker123]

So he can play the piano

Why do you like fish so much?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because I found Nemo when I killed a Regenerator.

Why do Regenerators twitch?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they all have head lice

Why do the monks wear black?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because they have no soul.

Why do the farmers own cows?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because they make good pets

Why do the villagers have plagas inside them?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because they didn't use protection.

Why doesn't Leon climb down ladders?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Beacuse then you would be able to look up his skirt

Why do villagers like poop?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Because of the Olympics

Why are Garradors blind?

 

[A_Wesker123]

So they cant look at filth!

Why does my mum clean the house?

 

[Cousintony]

she doesnt

why am I here?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because your stalking me! ;D

Why does Leon have his hair that way?