Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[3d-agent]

that's why he's Wesker.


Why you eat when you get hungry...?

 

[Cousintony]

because re rules

why cant the evil be nicer?

 

[A_Wesker123]

because its EVVVVIIILLL!

why doesnt Chris just ring up Steve?

 

[3d-agent]

because he don't have his number.

If i am hero, than what does it makes you?

 

[A_Wesker123]

The villain

Why do you die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?

 

[Cousintony]

because resident evil said so

why is the evil in spain?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because Norway is too far

what happened to the merchant?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

What didn't happen to him?

Why is Re Re?

 

[A_Wesker123]

It isnt

What did Ada say to Wesker?

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

She said 'Here's my number *wink*. Call me!'

Why is Leon American, not New Orleansss

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because im british

Why didnt Wesker collect the 'sample' himself?

 

[3d-agent]

Because he wants to impress you.

why merchant always has to say "he..he...he...Y=Thank You".

 

[Nemesis]

He thinks you're gonna die


What's a Chicago Typewriter?

 

[3d-agent]

its a gun, that sounds like typewriter.


why president's daughter was kidnapped instead of president?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because Fred never said hello back

Why did Leon wear a jacket?

 

[3d-agent]

cuz he likes it.

Why didn't Leon wear sunglasses?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because he isn't wesker!

Why does Ada wear a red dress instead of a green one?

 

[3d-agent]

cuz she won't look that hot in green.

what is really stupid about that sentence?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Nothing at all

Why do i like resi games?

 

[Nemesis]

You're smart


Why is RE5 out next year and not now?