Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[ResidentZelda]

So he could send a prize to the first 100 companies that bought the t-virus

Why did Nemesis followed Jill all the time?

 

[Hoady]

She had his teddy bear.

Whats shevas dirty secret?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

She's a dude.

Wait....LET's RACE. JAJA!!!! AHH ZOMBIE!? WHAT HAPPENED?

 

[Nosophoros]

THEY DIED..

Why does Saddler have a receiting hair line?

 

[Levan]

Cause he thought it was "trendy".

Why does Rebecca act all cute all the time?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because she thinks the zombies will try to hurt Billy only.

 

[Nosophoros]

You forgot a question.

Why is Super Salvador so tall?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

He is super.

Is Barry actually a sandwich, or is Jill?

 

[Hoady]

Combined they make a mega sandwich, if you eat this sandwich you will turn into weskers right nipple.

Why did wesker have a polony sandwich instead of a jill sandwich?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

He doesn't know what a good sandwich is.

Why does the Executioner cover his face?

 

[Hoady]

Hes got a massive tumor on his face.

Why does aragorn from lord of the rings look like luis sera?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because we all look a lil like Luis.

Do you have a Jill Sandwich sometimes, or haven't got around to making one yet?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Second one sadly

What ar ethe ingrediants for a Jill Sandwich?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Smashed potato beret, ham gloves and a cheese Jill face. Only Barry makes it perfectly.

If Barry did not make the Jill Sandwich, who would?

 

[Hoady]

Too late!
Jills legs,barries wits with a dash of lemon.

Why did leon cook the baby?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He was hungry

What's the maximum ammo capacity Wesker can have in his gun?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Wait- if I eat Jill sandwich, am I a cannibal?

 

[Hoady]

Yes your a filthy beast.

Why doesn't chris have any mates?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Killed them with super melee powers, I guess.

What if RE5 had no online.

 

[ResidentZelda]

The world would be a peaceful place

Do Jill sandwiches taste yummy?