Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Zombie Enclave]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSS!

What if I was you?

 

[A_Wesker123]

You'd be a very happy chappy

What is with the razor blade slot in HUNK's bathroom?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

So he can.....use the razor blade on himself?

What if I was.....................................................................Ur dad

 

[ResidentZelda]

You can't because my dad is dead

Why is HUNK ashamed of his face?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

( Damn that sucks. )

I dunno why. Maybe he is actually a woman?

I am everything.

 

[Hoady]

Everything but cool.

Did leon go to school?

 

[ResidentZelda]

yes but he got expelled because he brang a rocket launcher to kindergarden

What if wesker named his cat mittens?

 

[Hoady]

He did but she ran away when he lost mittens, mittens.

If Chris could transform what would he transform into?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Ur mom, just with more muscles.

What if Chris was Luis?

 

[Hoady]

He'd become a hell big and tough mexican, he drinks tequila to heal his wounds.

What did luises mother look like?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Luis with long hair. Lulz.

What does HUNK really look like?

 

[Hoady]

Man bear pig.

Why wasn't man bear pig the original enemy in resident evil?

 

[bruno]

Because it's a pig.

Why was Jill a STARS member?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

STARS r like really pretty to the woman.

What if Cartman was the main character of RE5?

 

[bruno]

Then Kenny would die.

Why does Ark want Cartman in RE5?

 

[Hoady]

Because all the enemies would crap everywhere when they die.

Why did Chris have an affair with lisa trevor?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Guys she was originally super hot and super cereal.

What if GEORGE DUBYA BUSH was in RE4?

 

[Hoady]

He would make an embarrassing speech thus getting shoes thrown at him.He then nuke Saddlers mum.

As well as being hideous why does Saddler look exactly like darth sideous?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because is the inspiration of Saddler

Do you think that if GEORGE DUBYA BUSH was in RE4 Leon would throw his shoe at him?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Arabian Leon would, lol.

What if Femme was in the South America level on Darkside as Leons partner?