Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Zombie Enclave]

.....ROID RAT.



What would happen if Femme banned Leon haters like me?

 

[Nosophoros]

The world would be a more bang-loving place.

Why does RE4 start to get boring after buying the typewriter/ inf. launcher?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because you don't have to try.

Why is RE5 like.....called RE5?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because it's the fifth oh wait sixth game.....

Where will RE6 be set? BTW Check out the new sig!

 

[ResidentZelda]

May in OVER NINETHOUSAND!! years

Why does Alucard sig appears laggy in computer?

 

[Nosophoros]

Cause they're video's off of photobucket.

Why doesn't Leon look for his jacket?

 

[Hoady]

Because the wool was itchy.

Why didn't leon kill the japanese zombie?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because then he wouldn't be able to buy egg rolls at a lowered price.

Why are the Bella sisters so fugly?

 

[Romero]

Because your taste is bad.

Why does the night last forever in RE4?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos that's the way the cookie crumbles

What colour would a Hunter be if it wasn't green?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Pink with a ribbon on top of the head.

Why is a replica of Leon's jacket on ebay so expensive?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos it's so uberly awesome they're ultra rare!
How many canadian dollars does it cost for Wesker's shades?

 

[ResidentZelda]

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

Why they're so expensive?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos they just look so damn coooolll!

If Claire was a magician what would her favourite trick be?

 

[Nosophoros]

Rainbow sherbert making.

Why do Leon and Krauser wear the same shirts?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because they go togrther to the mall.

Why Leon seems like he gained weight in RE4?

 

[Romero]

He didn't just eat all the eggs and all the herbs, he took the hens as well.

Why is it not raining in that little quarry (RE4, first El Gigante) when it rains in all surrounding areas?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because Wesker wanted to.

Why is El Gigante so friking ugly?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos his motehr dropped him on his face when he was just a young ogre.

Why does the Merchant have red eyes sometimes and blue eyes other times?

 

[Levan]

He changed contact lenses from time to time.

If Steve lived what would happen?