Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

He would appear in RE6

What if Lisa wasn't a monster?

 

[Hoady]

She'd be a hideous ghoul.

Why doesn't leons mum want to see leon anymore?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos he left without saying goodbye

What if Chris had a haircut like Leon?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Then my favorite character is ruined.

Why does Leon not want Clair?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos he could have anyone he wanted.

Why does Clair not want Leon?

 

[Hoady]

Because shes really a bloke that cross dresses.

What does chris like at his parties?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cheesy Poofs. Lots and lots of Cheesy Poofs!

What is Nemesis' shoe size?

 

[Romero]

The number could be anything between 6 and 50, depending on what standards are being used.

What happened to Nemesis' girlfriend?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

She was Lisa Trevor. Who turned ugly as ****.


What is Nemesis's dog?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Sparky the yorkishire terrier.

What colour is a Ganado on tuesday?

 

[Romero]

They don't know what weekday it is, and they don't change.

How can Salazar afford that gigantic castle?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He does alot of drug trafficking.

What does Saddler dream about?

 

[ResidentZelda]

What would happen if Krauser was a rabbit?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He'd get loafer kicked in the face.

What would happen if Krauser was secretly Leon's father?

 

[ResidentZelda]

In the fight he would scream "Leon I am you father" and then Leon would scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

What would happen if Lisa tRevor was a Model?

 

[A_Wesker123]

The world would be a dark, dark place.

What's the difference between a Hunter and a Crimson Head?

 

[ResidentZelda]

That Crimsom heads are bald

Does Wesker sleep with his sunglasses?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Yes

What would a musical based on Resident Evil be called?

 

[ResidentZelda]

High School Resident

Why is Wesker so badass?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Because he eats Wesker flakes and got his free sunglassess ^^

what if the nemesis secretly had a crush on Carlos'es "sexy accent"?