Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

Carlos had better get running.

What if Nemesis was actually Sergei in his Haloween costume?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Nemesis would be emo then.

What if Wesker died forever in 1?

 

[A_Wesker123]

i'd have to make a new username

What is meant by the G-Virus?

 

[013]

Genital Virus. Lol.

What if Chris Redfield was infected by a virus that turned him into a woman.

 

[A_Wesker123]

Jill's feeling towards him would change.

What if Enrico didn't have a voice?

 

[Nosophoros]

He would be quite

Do zombies use the bathroom?

 

[A_Wesker123]

No. They just do it wherever they want.

What would a Resident Evil soap opera be called?

 

[013]

Resident Springer

Why do Jill and Leon look like they could be twins?

They really do:

Sorry I couldn't find better pictures where there faces really look alike.

 

[bruno]

They don't, Leon tries to look like Jill (like Alfred tries to look as Alexia)

Why is Nemesis so violent to the ladies?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because of a bad childhood experience

Why doesn't wesker like dogs?

 

[013]

Cuz a cerberus humped his leg during the mansion incident.

Why did Wesker Choose Excella to be at his side?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

She is stupid enough to work for him.

Why does Wesker do Wesker?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because he is the most badass person in the history of the world

Why is Alexia, Alexia?

 

[013]

She's not, she's Alfred.

Why does G William have a eyeball on his shoulder?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because when he was a kid a dog ate his cat

Why isn't tofu a re character?

 

[L]

Cause Leon hunted him down...

Why is wesker in the gay bar?

 

[013]

Cuz as usual he's hunting Chris, and he knows just where to go to find him, lol.

Why does Chris hate Leon?

 

[Hoady]

Leon touched chrises gay boys.

Why does chris hunt dirty stinking apes?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Someones got to.

What if Ada was really Wesker in a fat suit?

 

[Romero]

It had to be a nightmare. Perhaps Leon's nightmare.



Why are the enemies carrying ammo when they don't use guns??

(This may not be a stupid thing to ask actually :ermm: )