Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Trinity]

He'd shot himself

Jill prefers Bratz or Winx?

 

[bruno]

Winx, speciall when it's Chris who Winks at her, lol.

What if Wesker was Spencer's father ???

 

[ResidentZelda]

Wow Wesker IS Old after all

Why is Wesker so old?

 

[Romero]

Wesker appears old because he mother is a withc.

OK, Ashely turns into a monster after returning home, what happens...?

 

[residentevil#1]

she kills Bush and everyone has a party!

Q: why is ashley's dad named Graham even though it should be Bush?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

But then Ashley would cease to be Ashley, and would instead be Barbara or Jenna.

Which celebrity would you most like to see featured in RE as a zombie and why?

 

[Romero]

Mike Tyson. He's a zombie already, so why not make him feel home?

Why the hell are Novistadors carrying gems? And how do they make the color change?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because they tough "well I can sell this gem to that creepy guy in the rob for a high price!" the part where it changes color is a secret that only wesker knows D:

What would happen if Dr. Evil was the main bad guy in RE?

 

[Romero]

What would happen if Dr. Evil was the main bad guy in RE?

The protagonist would have been James Bond.


If James Bond was the protagonist, and the Umbrella was SPECTRE, which girl would be with Bond's side?

 

[Hoady]

Dame Edna.

James Bond always wants what he can't have.

Why did Wesker marry Dame Edna?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos he was highly attracted to her

What is the difference between Wesker and a bannana?

 

[Rollin6z]

Ada should know.

Why won't Wesker's Mom stop sitting out front of my house in an icecream truck?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Because she's dead.

Why does Leon always get his head eaten by Plaga?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos he thinks it's a good way to pass the time.

What if Wesker was actually called Ronald Mcdonald

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Then he'd like burgers.

Why does Ashley always get caught?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos she annoys Leon so much he lets her get caught.

Why doesn't Leon dye his hair pink?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because he will give it away too easily.

What would Leon give away easily if he dyed his hair pink?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

That he likes pink.


What would Ada give away if she ate a burrito?

 

[A_Wesker123]

That she's really likes buritos.

What is the colour of Ada's favourite drink?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Red. She likes herry soda.

Why is Ada awesome?