Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuba. Because he didn't feel like it.

Why is Ashley kidnapped all the time?

 

[Romero]

She's got nothing better to do.


How many candlelights is it in Salazar's castle?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

I don't know.

Why is Salazar a midget?

 

[Romero]

I don't know.

But that was not a stupid answer. =P


Why Salazar is a midget? Because his father was a goblin.

Why can't Leon strafe?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos it would make the games too hard.

What if Leon could strafe?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Note: by "Starfe" you mean hunger?

Then there will be chicken and burritos inside Barrels?

What would happen if Leon was married with Ashley? (LOL)

 

[Romero]

Note: by "Starfe" you mean hunger?

Then there will be chicken and burritos inside Barrels?

What would happen if Leon was married with Ashley? (LOL)

By "strafe" I meant move sideways and still aiming the gun forward.


-If Leon was married to Ashley?
They would have travelled to Pueblo on their honeymoon. A bit later another US agent would have been
going there looking for them.


How can Leon tell which day it is?

 

[ResidentZelda]

He has this awesome gun that is a calendar, clock, laser, knife, grenade (he can toss it explodes and nothing happens to the gun), Anti-Plaga repelent, infinte Rocket Launcher, Handcannon, heater, air conditioner, house, sleeping bag, car, compurer, closet, workout station, bathroom, bookstore, bank, vacuum, and last but not least....A TV WITH VERIZON FIOS!!! 8D!!!

How much do you think that gun weights?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

1 milligram.


What if Leon and Ada were married.?

 

[Romero]

What if Leon and Ada were married.?

Someone would have been jealous and killed one of them.

Who would commit the murder, and which one of them (Leon or Ada) would be the victim?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I would commit the murder, and Ada would be the victim. :lol:

Was it love at first sight for William Birkin and Annette?

 

[Hoady]

Nah he just wanted someone to cook his food as he worked.

If wesker came to this planet what would batman do?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cryogenically freeze himself and get Robin to wake him when Wesker was gone.

What if Wesker had purple eyes and not red?

 

[ResidentZelda]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO his eyes are pretty the way they are!!!
...............did I just said that out loud?

What would heppen if Leon was married to El Gigante?

 

[Romero]

What would heppen if Leon was married to El Gigante?

I don't wanna know. I would have bought an old SNES and played Super Mario.

What if Ada's dress was yellow?

 

[Hoady]

Well that would mean my potatoes are ready.*grabs a red potato*

Why didn't chris drink his tea?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because he only drink tequila

Why Chris only drinks tequila?

 

[Rollin6z]

Cause he's 1/8 th stinky Mexican

Why did Steve want to dutchrudder Wesker?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cause he felt like it.

Why is Dr.Salvador a doctor?

 

[Romero]

Because the village needs a doctor. And a surgeon.

Why did the US government send just one agent?