Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[ResidentZelda]

Because there's something weird going on.(Btw that happened to me once too)

Why RE character don't turn into zombies when a zombie bites them instead they loose health?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Because the zombies brushed their teeth.

Why does Leon buy stuff from the merchant?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because if he buys 1000 pstas. worth of products he gets 10% off in his next buy.

How does the Merchant fit all that stuff in his robe?

 

[Nosophoros]

It's a magical elf-merchant robe

How does Krauser fix that hole in his chest?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

With duct tape of course !


How does Krauser's Plaga Arm get metallic?

 

[Nosophoros]

He ate too much iron

Why does Krauser wear face paint?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He's half Indian.


How come Ada has a butterfly as her sign?

 

[Hoady]

Because shes an idiot.

Why didn't Ronald Mcdonald close down Mcdonalds after the zombie outbreak?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz he didn't want them to eat his burgers.

Why does Leon rescue Ashley?

 

[Romero]

Why does Leon rescue Ashley?

I'm not entirely sure but I suspect brain damage from malnutrition.

How could Fido (dog Leon rescued, RE4) run that fast with an injured leg?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he's secretly a main character.

Why doesn't Chris carry his S.T.A.R.S M9 Custom 'Samurai Edge' anymore?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because it borke while he was scratching his back with it.

Why is the Resident Evil series so awesome?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause its Chuck Norris approved.
What is Wesker's coolness level?.

 

[Nosophoros]

Half of Chuck Norris'

Why does Capcom keep making rail-shooters?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

They look for any reason to shoot stuff.
Why is Nemesis' vocabulary so small in the games?.

 

[Nosophoros]

Because he's mildy retarded.

Why does leon have an emo cut?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Its apparently popular with the ladies.
How come Umbrella chose the name 'Umbrella'?.

 

[Nosophoros]

Before they were founded Racoon City was flooded.

How did ganado learn to set up explosives?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

They didn't, the explosives were already there.
Why didn't Leon shoot Salazar with all the chances he got during RE4?.

 

[Nosophoros]

He knew the high chances of him missing do to Salazar's size.

Why didn't he do the same for the Chief?