Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

He was frozen from fear.
Why doesn't Leon's or anyones hair and clothes seem to never get torn, wrinkled or destroyed after all they go through?.

 

[Nosophoros]

They each have a suitcase full of the same outfits every time they do a game.

Why don't crows attack you on RE4?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

They ate too mcuh gold/grenades/ammo to try
How come Leon was sent on the Spain assaignment alone?.

 

[Nosophoros]

Because at the time Bush was President..

Why can't HUNK get a date?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because evrytime they hear his nickname they run away.

Why I'm not a RE character?

 

[Tallahassee]

cause you have to be a person who can do strange moves and kick a person across the room

why doesnt chris get a life?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he likes shooting things.
How does the plaga make someone grow extra limbs and grow to how many sizes?.

 

[wpstudart]

ahhh, he's on steroids.

Why sometimes in resident evil 5, the majinis say like the ganados, in spanish?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause they get confused to which game they're in.
why do the Majina Have AK-47s with only like 10 shots?.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz they're dumb .


Why is Leon cool?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause the emo haircut or the fact he fights monsters.
Why did I yell when Ashley was kidnapped by the giasnt bug in RE4?

 

[Rollin6z]

Because you wanted him to know you saw her first.

How was the Licker able to steal your prom date?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he threatened to eat me.
Why did I buy the strategy guide only after I beat RE5?.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz you felt like it.

Why does Wesker always wear sunglasses even in the dark?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

He listened to 'I wear my sunglasses at night' too much.

Why does Luis use the RED9 handgun?.

 

[Davinfected]

So he can impress Leon.
Why were there no cats in Raccoon City?

 

[Nosophoros]

The dogs ate them.

How does Leon's handgun magically return in cutscenes?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Its alive and follows him.
Why did Ada leave Leon on a small water craft with Ashley in the middle of nowhere?.

 

[Davinfected]

She was hoping he'd put the bitch out of our misery.
Why do people in Raccoon City trust their daughters to be left alone with a corrupt police sheriff?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he at least has a gun.
Why is the first thing people do in Raccoon city when people say "Stay calm" they immidiatly freak out?.