Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Popo]

because they bite us in the ass

why in the ass?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz they do.


Why does Salazar never fire his lazor?

 

[Popo]

because he's too busy looking at ashley's tits

why is jill so damn sexy?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz she is.


Why is she acting inappropiate in your sig?

 

[weskerfan]

Lol good question......

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Yeah and isn't that against the rules?

 

[wpstudart]

Probably is, but it doesn't show "anything".

Why Resident Evil 4 and 5 don't follow with the tradition of the older Residents Evils?

 

[Nemesis]

The zombies needed a break.


Why is Raccoon City called Raccoon City?

 

[ResidentZelda]

because there's a bunch of Raccoons running around.

Why are RE chracters so perfect?

 

[weskerfan]

O.O
I dont know but i dont think that can be answered .

why does wesker always have a straight face?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He's the Terminator in disguise.


Why are Regenerators cool?

 

[3rd Mutation]

Because their cousins of Refrigerators.


Why is Nemesis so dead?

 

[Hoady]

Because his dad is a gorilla.Nemesis's weakness?Bananas.

Why does wesker experiment on animals?

 

[Popo]

because he doesnt like himself

is my signature against the rules?

 

[Hoady]

Don't think chris redfield minds.(but i doubt it sexual enticement thats all lol)

What did chris do to get buff?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

He took steroids.



Why did the Ganado cross the road?

 

[ResidentZelda]

To get Leon that is on the other side.

Why does Chris take steroids?

 

[weskerfan]

so he can whip some zombie ass!!

why do the majinies wanna kill cris?

 

[Davinfected]

Because they're the missing cast of the TV show "Everybody Hates Chris"

Why does Leon have such a nice, tight little ass?

 

[Popo]

because he works out

why is nemesis so damn ugly?