Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Deleted member 1428]

Go nuts!

Why is Ada hot?

 

[Nosophoros]

Because she looks Asian, or something.....

Why doesn't Chris like Sheva?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Isnt it obvious? He's a racist D:.


Why can't Leon just shoot Salazar as he's talking?

 

[Popo]

because he's a Pu**y xD

why dont zombies eat each other?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Because that would be like incest.

Why does a Regenerator make funny noises?

 

[Popo]

he's just farting xD

why does he fart?

 

[Nosophoros]

He ate too many people

Why does J.J. smoke?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he got many problems and he got to handle them like he can

Why before Wesker "gains" his red eyes, he uses the sunglasses at night?

 

[Romero]

Because he's been playing Guitar Hero too much and thinks he's a rock star.

Why didn't Del Lago attack the boat before the ganados threw the dead cop overboard?

 

[Drake Sykes Hellion]

Cause he doesn't eat junkfood.

Why does Saddler go on long rants to someone he is going to kill?.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz he wants to humiliate them.

Why does the Garrador always go "Eyjah rawal!!" when he hears you?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because his back itches and he wants Leon to scratch it.

What is Leon coolness level?

 

[Popo]

100% on emo coolness

why is wesker neo?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because He's not.

Why is Leon Emo?

 

[Popo]

because he likes chicken

why does he like chicken?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because he like to taste the UNfried side of KFC.

Has Wesker ever tried KFC?

 

[Tallahassee]

no because hes a mcdonalds person. how come wesker talks so formally?

 

[wpstudart]

Because he's so cool that even speaking formally, he isn't boring (not saying that formal language is boring, but almost always is)

Why when we play online resident evil 5, there's always one with the mic singing when we are playing?

 

[Popo]

duno, ask them

why is chris gay?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz he ain't.


Why are zombies annoying?