Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

Because Capcom had to find a way of giving the player ammo and being able to buy it would make the games way to easy.

What if Resident Evil wasn't evil after all?

 

[Hoady]

It would be called Resident Outrageous.Only outrageous things happen in Resident Outrageous.

Why is everyone in Resident Evil so outrageous then?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Beacause they all had way too much booze

What if George Trevor never designed the mansion?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Umbrella would be selling umbrellas by now

Why in Umbrella called umbrella?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Umbrella used to make zombie Umbrellas with the U virus- Oh **** I said to much about the plot of RE6.

Why is Tricell helping BSAA when they are bad?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because that's how Excella can sleep at night.

Why can't Excella sleep at night?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Wesker makes her wear sun glasses all the time.

Why does Wesker always wear sunglasses?

 

[Hoady]

Because he thinks he's Neo.

Why does wesker think hes Neo?

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Cos he looks very much like him.

What if Wesker and Neo are brothers?

 

[ResidentZelda]

We will have a super AWESOME Matrix movie

What if instead of Neo being the main character in The Matrix, it was Wesker?

 

[A_Wesker123]

I'd enjoy the movies more.

What if Wesker was bald?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Then the hair gel of the world is saved.

what would wesker do if he was bald?

 

[Trinity]

Cut LeoDiCaprio's hair and glue it on

Which sex pose Jill likes..Hahaha

 

[Romero]

She don't care as long it is Chris.

How many eggs does it take to kill El Gigante?

 

[Hoady]

One.If he eats a rotten egg he gets chronic diarrhea.

Whats an El Gigantes favorite sexual pose?

 

[ResidentZelda]

He doesn't mind as long as its Leon

whats is Salazars favorite sexual pose?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Eww man, I don't even want to think about that. For my personal state of mind, let's just say he practises abstinence...

If Chris asked Jill on a date, where would he take her?

 

[Trinity]

Paintballing with Nemesis

What's Nemesis's favourite pose?

 

[Romero]

Nemisis doesn't care about that, because he was sterilized in Racoon City by radiation.

What would happen if Ashley returned to the US still infected by plagas?

 

[ResidentZelda]

SHE WILL TRANFURM INTO A MUNSTAH!!!

What would happen if Wesker watched "Charlie the Unicorn"?