Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[A_Wesker123]

I'd buy it just for the prize that comes with it.

What if Chris never joined STARS?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

we would have had a different generic american action hero as the leading man in the first RE ^^

What if Leon crashed the jetski?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Ashlee would swim all the way back to America.

Why did Saddler cross the road?

 

[Nemesis]

He got a rocket up the ass.


Why did Leon jump out of an aeroplane?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he thought it'd be cool

Why didn't Leon get a haircut like Wesker?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

He wanted to be cool, but then he figured out he couldn't hit people and send them flying.

What if Jill became a zombie?

 

[A_Wesker123]

I'd have to shoot her

What is the reason behind Wesker wanting to achieve 'Complete Global Saturation'?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because he can't stand ads that are retarded.

Why did Chris want to wear zebra camo and shades?

 

[residentevil#1]

cuz he thought it was cool

Q: who would win: wesker or terminator??

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Depends if it is Arnold..

Why does Wesker like saying CHRRRIIIISSSS

 

[A_Wesker123]

Cos he tried to imitate Nemesis but wanted to be original at the same time.

What's Chris' middle name?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

His full name is Chris CHHHRRRIIISSSSS!!!!! Redfield.


Why did Leon not want Ashley?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Who would?

If step one was to kill Wesker, what would step two be?

 

[bruno]

Revive him.

What would step 3 be?

 

[Nosophoros]

Get a sex change and impersonate Jill

Why do Zealots have tatoos?

 

[bruno]

To look cool. They wanted to seduce Ada.

How can Ada make it through the Re4 scenarios with high hills?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Cuz she is teh sexeh I guess.

What is step DIVIDE BY ZERO.

 

[Nosophoros]

Equals zero...

Why doesn't HUNK show his face?

 

[Romero]

Because he dated one of the Bella Sisters.

Why can't Leon milk the cows? Of course he's thirsty after running that far.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Because they might have Las Plagas

Who is u, and r u a zombie? HUH!?