Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[residentevil#1]

cuz tat is Sheva's thing not kris

Q: why is Salazar so short?????????????????????????

 

[A_Wesker123]

'cos he didn't eat his greens as a child.

If Wesker were real, what would that mean for us?

 

[Hoady]

YOU ARE THE REAL WESKER*hides in bunker*.

Why did wesker seduce a zombie?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Because he wanted to show the zombie his "Tyrant"

what if Claire and Jill came round to your house with a "chick-flick" in hand and asked if they could watch it with you?

 

[A_Wesker123]

I'd invite them into my room to watch it

What would you do if Chris and Leon teamed up with Claire and Jill in the next RE game to take over the world?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

I'd buy it, play it then cus profanities at capcom for turning them into baddies!!

What if Wesker had managed to kill Chris at the Spencer estate?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Leon would of been in RE5 and not Chris

What if Jill wasn't the Bird Woman?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Sherry would have been and Jill would have been a playable character from the word go, because capcom would not have ruined there game because of an un-informed idiot screaming "racism"

What if the Dead-aim and survivor were actually half decent spin-offs?

 

[A_Wesker123]

The world would be a much happier place

What if RE4 still had the gameplay mechanics of older RE games?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

We would have had frustrating camera angles, proper underwear changing moments and all would be right with the world

What if the Nemesis infected Carlos instead of Jill?

 

[T-virus]

Then carlos would be buried in jills grave.
What if leon caught salazar watching "Two girls one cup" on youtube?

 

[A_Wesker123]

He'd film his reaction and post that on youtube

What if Salazar wasn't a midget?

 

[Nosophoros]

Then he would just be a freak who doesn't reveal his age and has weird eyes

why does seras remind me of puss in boots?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because he's soo cool

Why wasn't HUNK in RE5?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

He just wanted to get away from it all.

Why does Alfred like dressing up as Alexia?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Trust me when i say you don't wanna know

Why doesn't Chris dye his hair blonde?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Because Jill stole all the dye.

What would happen if the T-0003 (Mr X)did some "Overtime" with the nemesis?

 

[A_Wesker123]

We'd have some sort of super-being being born

What if Wesker never wore his shades?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

he would lose coolness points -5

what if Jill and Claire decided they were Lesbian with each other?

 

[A_Wesker123]

There would be videos going up onto Youtube

What id Chris settled down and married Jill and they had a kid which turned out to be Wesker's?