Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[L]

I personally think she will date me one day

Thats your answer


Why does a 27 year old (i think) want to date a 23 year old.

 

[Hoady]

Because that 27 year old is actually an 80 year old man.

WHY DID LEON EAT HIS MUMS PEA AND HAM SOUP AFTER A ZOMBIE FARTED IN IT?

 

[residentevil#1]

Leon likes the taste of farts!!


Q: Why does Sheva always shake her ass??

 

[Tallahassee]

her butt itches alot


how come there isnt a mcdonalds in re5?

 

[echoey]

Didnt you know Burger King shut down the whole Mcdonalds franchise?
It was a instant death, shotgun wound to the face.

what happend to the old merchant?

 

[judled]

he fell in love with... sherry. and they lived happily ever after... not in africa. thats why she wasnt in 5 too.

why does wesker develope an english accent when hes evil

 

[echoey]

Because the Uruboros Virurs was made in england hahah.
how do herbs magicaly heal you after youve been stabbed/eaten by a zombie

 

[Hoady]

The best strain of dope grown by wesker himself(the zombies found his hydro setup and hid it everywhere)

How do zombies use pot?

 

[residentevil#1]

they buy pot from merchant and smoke it wit leon. LOL!!!

Q: Why is Sheva jealous of Jill??????

 

[Ada Wong™]

Because Sheva wants amazing ninja powers but can't cause she failed middle school.

Q: Does Wesker have hormones?​

 

[Hoady]

Yes but it goes straight to his ovaries.

Why haven't i ever seen anyone anyone in a resident evil game eat,drink,sleep or make a toilet?

 

[bruno]

let's say... They do all those things during the time they are opening the doors.

Why are there typewriters in high technology laboratories?

 

[residentevil#1]

people love typewriters

Q: why is Alfred gay??

 

[Nosophoros]

Isn't everyone?

Why doesn't Leon just give up on Ashley?

 

[Hoady]

Because he'd rather hook up with the president.

Why did Luis Sera eat my burritos?

 

[residentevil#1]

cuz no one else will eat them

Q: why does Ashley have big ears??

 

[Hoady]

Punishments by saddler involved noogies and wet willies.

Why is salazer so small?

 

[Jason-Voorhees]

he's part Midget

Why is AI Sheva soooo Retarded

 

[Nosophoros]

Because AI stands for ARTIFICIAL intelligence

Why doesn't the chainsawer in RE5 wear a shirt?

 

[Jason-Voorhees]

it's hot out and he has to swing the chainsaw

Why Does He Have a Chainsaw