Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[judled]

at a gay bar.

where do you find the jill sandwich in re 5?

 

[Hoady]

Weskers pants.

How did chris and leon get in a fight?

 

[judled]

chris was feeling up clair... and leon aint a big fan of incest

why did leon cross the road????

 

[Hoady]

To steal some children from the park.

why did the ganados chain up el gigante?

 

[judled]

its a sex thing.

why is uroburos a bunch of worms?

 

[AVP]

to pleasure people lol why is the chainsaw people retarded?? lol

 

[judled]

cuz there momas smoked a whole bunch of crack when they was perg with them.

why wont rebecca chambers go out with me?

 

[Hoady]

She knows that your stalking her.inch:

Why didn't spencer throw a massive party in his mansion?

 

[judled]

he did you just weren't invited... (i was there stalking rebecca) lol

how do you unlock the gravity hammer in RE 5?

 

[loathsbane]

you have to kill wesker in his final form in the volcano with a knife on your first try.

why does the gun shop owner at the beginning of two talk manly to leon, but call claire babe?

 

[L]

cause leon is a wuss and claire is so badass.

Why is Claire so badass?

 

[judled]

cuz she has man bits hahaha

why is leon a wuss?

 

[Nemesis]

He was raised by a family of wusses.


Why is Leon a government agent if he's a wuss?

 

[Hoady]

He bribed the agency with skittles.

Why didnt leon have lollies in resident evil 4?

 

[Hcloud13]

This might have been asked,if so delete this post.
But WHY are there so fue Bathrooms in the RE series?
In the mansion there is only 1 BR
In RE2 the is not ONE in the Police station
In RE3 there isnt on the the whole frikin city?

 

[L]

At Hoady: Luis wanted gum

Hcloud12: Theres 2 in the whole series. one in RE CVX and 1 in RE.

Why does claire have man bits?

 

[Hoady]

At the age of 13 she woke up with a beard to match that drastic measures were taken........(she got a sex change)

What does chris think about all of is?

 

[residentevil#1]

At the age of 13 she woke up with a beard to match that drastic measures were taken........(she got a sex change)

What does chris think about all of is?

Chris thinks this is a fun time!!

Q: Why does Leon let girls boss him around??

 

[Hoady]

Because his dad will kick his ass for using bad manners in front of a lady.

What is weskers terrible secret?

 

[Nosophoros]

...

He was one of the Mathletes in high school.

Why does Leon look up Ashley's skirt?