A_Wesker123
The Original
I'd buy it just for the prize that comes with it.
What if Chris never joined STARS?
What if Chris never joined STARS?
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Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S
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we would have had a different generic american action hero as the leading man in the first RE ^^
What if Leon crashed the jetski?
What if Leon crashed the jetski?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Ashlee would swim all the way back to America.
Why did Saddler cross the road?
Why did Saddler cross the road?
Nemesis
On The War-Path
He got a rocket up the ass.
Why did Leon jump out of an aeroplane?
Why did Leon jump out of an aeroplane?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Cos he thought it'd be cool
Why didn't Leon get a haircut like Wesker?
Why didn't Leon get a haircut like Wesker?
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
He wanted to be cool, but then he figured out he couldn't hit people and send them flying.
What if Jill became a zombie?
What if Jill became a zombie?
A_Wesker123
The Original
I'd have to shoot her 
What is the reason behind Wesker wanting to achieve 'Complete Global Saturation'?
What is the reason behind Wesker wanting to achieve 'Complete Global Saturation'?
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
Because he can't stand ads that are retarded.
Why did Chris want to wear zebra camo and shades?
Why did Chris want to wear zebra camo and shades?
residentevil#1
Well-Known Member
cuz he thought it was cool
Q: who would win: wesker or terminator??
Q: who would win: wesker or terminator??
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
Depends if it is Arnold..
Why does Wesker like saying CHRRRIIIISSSS
Why does Wesker like saying CHRRRIIIISSSS
A_Wesker123
The Original
Cos he tried to imitate Nemesis but wanted to be original at the same time.
What's Chris' middle name?
What's Chris' middle name?
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
His full name is Chris CHHHRRRIIISSSSS!!!!! Redfield.
Why did Leon not want Ashley?
Why did Leon not want Ashley?
A_Wesker123
The Original
Who would?
If step one was to kill Wesker, what would step two be?
If step one was to kill Wesker, what would step two be?
bruno
Chief Researcher
Revive him.
What would step 3 be?
What would step 3 be?
Nosophoros
Well-Known Member
Get a sex change and impersonate Jill
Why do Zealots have tatoos?
Why do Zealots have tatoos?
bruno
Chief Researcher
To look cool. They wanted to seduce Ada.
How can Ada make it through the Re4 scenarios with high hills?
How can Ada make it through the Re4 scenarios with high hills?
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
Cuz she is teh sexeh I guess.
What is step DIVIDE BY ZERO.
What is step DIVIDE BY ZERO.
Nosophoros
Well-Known Member
Equals zero...
Why doesn't HUNK show his face?
Why doesn't HUNK show his face?
Romero
Her royal court joker
Because he dated one of the Bella Sisters.
Why can't Leon milk the cows? Of course he's thirsty after running that far.
Why can't Leon milk the cows? Of course he's thirsty after running that far.
Zombie Enclave
Well-Known Member
Because they might have Las Plagas
Who is u, and r u a zombie? HUH!?
Who is u, and r u a zombie? HUH!?