Zombie Survival Tips ;3

[Hoady]

Also got my parents, my step brothers,my cousins,my aunties,my nanna and granpopa and finally my step father.When i run out of those its time to make some babies.

 

[Godammlover]

Updated !

 

[Romero]

Buy a wand or a staff and learn the BURY spell.
Works against all sorts of undeads and particulary well against zombies because they've got little magic resistance.


PS, my name is spelled Romero.

 

[Kurenai]

1) don't go out for a swim if there's a zombie outbreak
2) Headshots FTW
3) do not bathe in any sort of meaty liquid
4) if all else fails, have a big "boned" guy sacrifice himself!

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Prepare your best Simon-Cowell insult for the moment before you kill the final boss. 'Wesker, that was like ordering a hamburger and only getting the bun'.

 

[Kurenai]

wow, that one rocked miss Fatale

 

[echoey]

wow, that one rocked miss Fatale

Haha I agree big time, that was killer.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Thank you, thank you.

 

[Machete]

12) You should never be without a weapon within arm's distance...unless you're naked in the bathtub and even then you should be smart enough to have something nearby.

13) The guy who says "At least it can't get any worse." is the guy you throw to the horde...or girl, I don't judge.

14) You don't need to reload a blade.

15) To counteract rule 14: you don't need to sharpen a gun.

 

[echoey]

Haha I like what you did with 14) & 15)
I will just add the fact that Gun blades are your friends!! lol

 

[Machete]

Yeah, if you're from Final Fantasy.

Besides, that makes it worse. Now I have to reload and sharpen it?

 

[echoey]

Point taken, I've never been a true fan of Fianl Fantasy anyway.

I'd much rather have a Samurai sword (Katana) whichever you wonna call it XD
and some sort of magnum, I'm thinking Colt 1911 because it's a favorite of mine haha.

but your always gonna have to reload an sharpen, there is no avoiding it Unless you use haxx

 

[Machete]

but your always gonna have to reload an sharpen, there is no avoiding it Unless you use haxx

Would this count as a hack: FEAR MAH POWER!!!

Also, with the Colt .45, would you be going M1911 or M1911A2? I'm a gun geek, I know these differences.

 

[Tallahassee]

it depends on who made the katana
the japanese make it much longer lasting than the manufactures do.
and remember magnum ammo is hard to find! wait till yopu use up the magizine then get a capactity upgrade for it!

 

[Machete]

What about my mighty weapon which I gave a link to? I'd 'bet the ranch' so-to-speak that I could take on one hundred Lickers and come out unscathed using that deadly implement.

 

[Romero]

15) To counteract rule 14: you don't need to sharpen a gun.

True, but a gun will need maintenance or it will malfunction/misfire. Cleaning a knife is a bit easier.

 

[Machete]

Ah yes, but I've never gotten a target at forty yards with a knife.

 

[aintnoscrub]

but then again, a knife won't run out of ammo, and im sure in a zombie holocaust, when things were running out, sharpening a knife would be easier than finding ammo.

 

[Romero]

Yes, and a blade still works even if it's a bit dull. A gun on the other hand, is either working or not working. A knife is more forgiving and won't just stop working in the middle of the slashing.

 

[Hoady]

Yeah a knife is certainly handy, i'd strap two on just in-case because at some point in time your going to run out of ammo.You could still kill a zombie or lets say shaken him up if you stab him in the face or brain its kinda hard for him to mung into something, the throat would be horrible hopefully you can decapitate him as well.It would be one of those save your life instances like a zombie grabs you so you whip out the knife and stab him in the noggin.You never know when you might need something sharp even i know how that is.:lol: