CT: There is a very persistent rumour going around that I hate children. Let me clarify: While I do prefer the company of adults (20+ years), I don't necessarily hate anyone younger. I just feel uncomfortable with children around because I don't know how to deal with them. A few examples:
- A 7-year-old girl is telling me very detailed stories about school, homework, how stupid and annoying boys are, and other breath-takingly exciting everyday children's topics. Am I supposed to act like I really care? And how much is too much? It makes me feel like a clown, smiling and nodding all the time.
- The opposite case: A child isn't talking to me at all, or even looking at me. Does it hate me? Am I scary? Or did I do something wrong?
- A child is misbehaving right next to me, insulting me, bullying other children or just being a colossal jerk in general. Am I allowed to say something, or do I have to leave it to the parents? What if they don't give a f*ck?
- A male teenager is hitting on me. (That happens all the time for some reason.) Is it socially acceptable to put on ABBA music and sing "Does Your Mother Know" to him out loud? And what if he's actually cute?
... Let's just say I'm not a kid person, okay?
- A 7-year-old girl is telling me very detailed stories about school, homework, how stupid and annoying boys are, and other breath-takingly exciting everyday children's topics. Am I supposed to act like I really care? And how much is too much? It makes me feel like a clown, smiling and nodding all the time.
- The opposite case: A child isn't talking to me at all, or even looking at me. Does it hate me? Am I scary? Or did I do something wrong?
- A child is misbehaving right next to me, insulting me, bullying other children or just being a colossal jerk in general. Am I allowed to say something, or do I have to leave it to the parents? What if they don't give a f*ck?
- A male teenager is hitting on me. (That happens all the time for some reason.) Is it socially acceptable to put on ABBA music and sing "Does Your Mother Know" to him out loud? And what if he's actually cute?
... Let's just say I'm not a kid person, okay?