Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz the Elder Crimson stole everyones money.


Why did the zombie as soon as I was about to light it on fire, suddenly get up as a Crimson head?

 

[tequila]

Because he thought you were magically delicious.

Is a Tyrant classified as a male or female?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Uhhh... a he-she.... He has no man parts or woman parts so yeah...


Why are there two CrimsonnHeads teaming up to fight me when I walk down the hall?

 

[Popo]

because they want your money

why is tyrant a shemale?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

*shrugs*


Why did I start a new game in RE:Archives?

 

[tremor]

Because I control your mind o_____o


Why don't zombies like eggs?

 

[ersico]

because only humans think they are eggggcellent!!

where can i find new and older RE toys????

 

[Xcessive_Evil]

In Alfred's closet.

How many cc's of steroids did it take for Chris to knock over the boulder?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

*goes to check* OMG! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Why did Lisa Trevor cross the road?

 

[tremor]

To get herself a cup of coffee.

Why does Wesker like to smell the flowers in my garden??

 

[Popo]

because they can be useful to produce uroboros

wtf?

 

[Hoady]

Weskers tandy fudge.

Why would wesker steal a fresh human child?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because it goes good with his outfit

Which of Wesker's outfit does the child go with?

 

[T Dot]

why is resident evil 4 full of subliminal? e.g illumantios lol obviously they want to say illuminate

 

[Elochai]

because the tentacle monster in extinction wills it

what if k-mart was found in target?

 

[DedValve]

Wal-mart would be ****ed off.

Why does the T-virus have to kill people?

 

[Elochai]

People camped his respawn in CoD: MW2

Why does Leon suddenly dress like an emo kid?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Cuz he brke up with Ada that day.


Why did they break up?

 

[Elochai]

Because she infected him and didn't warn him before :lol:

Why is Wesker being a big baby?

 

[Xcessive_Evil]

Cause the merchant wouldn't buy anything from him at a high price.

Was Barry ever able to find out if that was Chris' blood in the dining room?