Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Elochai]

Yes and it wasn't Chris's! It was Rebecca's! She was having an... "off" day .

One potato... two potato... three potato... Wait! What happened to Tofu?!

 

[Xcessive_Evil]

He ran into the fire hydrant Jill opened while trying to escape and dissolved.

In the original RE, when you return to the mansion after defeating Plant 42, if you go upstairs to where you first fought that snake you will see Richard's body is gone. Who took it?

 

[v iBaxter]

Ghandi.

why did ghandi steal richard body.

 

[Romero]

Because Buddha told him to.

How can RE4 snakes penetrate Leon's body?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because they use acid.

how the majini driving the truck with the popokarimu disapear
when you go look to the driver place?

 

[tremor]

Scotty beamed him up.


What song do zombies dance to? (someone's gonna say "Thriller" lmao)

 

[Sexta_PT]

YMCA

why the zombies in re3 factory were naked?

 

[tremor]

They were originally protesting, therefore figured they would get there point across by streaking as well.


Why does Nemesis hate me so?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because you stole is "stars.." cornflakes for breakfast

why the rats drop money?

 

[Romero]

To bribe the cats.

Why are barrels never containing more than one little item? Like, 15 handgun bullets instead of 1000?

 

[Sexta_PT]

to bribe cats

lol

because the Re5 programer team didnt had time to put more.

why is the monster called liker Beta if they dont lick nothing, and there isnt the liker Alpha?

 

[tremor]

Because they secretly enjoy lollipops by the ton.


Wtf, why do the RE4 and RE5 "zombies" melt into the ground when I kill them?? lmao

 

[bruno]

They're made of butter and they heat up when you shoot them, so they melt.

Why do zombies walk like they were drunk?

 

[echoey]

It's a disguise to make them seem more human.

How comes some zombies crawl on the floor even though they have legs lol.

 

[tremor]

They are paraplegics, therefore cannot use there legs. How come the zombies in RE2 dont bite Sherry?

 

[Jess]

Because Sherry's father was their boss.
How come Alice is not in the game?

 

[Romero]

How come Alice is not in the game?

She went off to Wonderland.

How can Leon pulverize crates and barrels with just one easy knife strike?

 

[tremor]

He's secretly the Hulk.


Why does Wesker hate everyone so freagin' much?

 

[Romero]

He's saving all his love for Chris.

What would Chris say to this?

 

[Sexta_PT]

He would say: "This guy lost it.."

Why the Ndesu have a beard?