Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[tremor]

Because it's Chuck Norris in mutant form.


How did the gator in RE2 get so big??

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because he eated too much

Why cant i kill kirk?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

cuz he's already dead

why are those majinis so slow?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because your pc or console dont have the last patch

Why there are so many barrels of fuel in re5?

 

[Romero]

Because they had bad luck with the fuel bags.

Why do we hear so much about Salazar's right hand and nothing about his left hand?

 

[wolfgirl]

You don't want to know, Romero

Why does Sheva never use anything but handguns?

 

[wolfgirl]

Crosspost! But I won.

Yeah but reply to my q

 

[tremor]

Because she has a handgun fetish.


Why did Annette shoot Ada? lol.

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because Ada stole Annete's boyfriend


what the majini was doing inside the portable bathroom in the mine stage?

 

[tremor]

They were originally playing a game of "Hide and Seek" until Chris and Sheva arrived.


Why does Wesker have to have injections every now and then?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Because he is a junkie!

Why does Chris never has sex with Jill?

 

[tremor]

Because Chris has taken a vow of celibacy lol.

Why did Leon go to work for the government?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because the government pay well and in time.

why the parasites die with the flash?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

cuz they don't wear sunglasses

why is the bigman-majini so fat?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because he eated too much parasites

who is selling weapons to chris and sheva at the end of each chapter?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

a lazy majini who thinks wesker doesnt pay him enough.

who's behind the mask of the executioner-majini?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Excella's little sister

why there are so many dogs in the ship chapter?

 

[Elochai]

Because they are a parasite's best friend!

Why does Wesker lose his ability to "teleport" when the lights are out?

 

[bSTAR_182]

Because no one likes to rush during sex.... expecially with Chris!

Why does every Resident Evil character have either green or blue eyes?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

To recognise the characters with the experimental red eye virus!

Why does Barry need three shots with his cool magnum in such a short range in order to blast the zombie's head?