Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Romero]

Why does Barry need three shots with his cool magnum in such a short range in order to blast the zombie's head?

He's afraid that they could raise from the dead unless properly mutilated.

Why are stupid Resi questions and answers so funny?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because they are stupid

What would happen if a zombie get drunk?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

It would die in a car accident!

Why do S.T.A.R.S members wear S.T.A.R.S badges?

 

[tremor]

Because it makes them feel special.


Why do zombies like flesh so much?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

cause there just like little kids and dont like vegetables.

why did excella die?

 

[Jess]

Breast Cancer

Did Excella fall in love with Wesker or what?

 

[Romero]

Did Excella fall in love with Wesker or what?

No, she fell for Shinji Mikami, the man who designed the Resi series.


What means "resident evil"?

 

[Jess]

Biohazard means Resident Evil

Why does Wesker in RE5 look sort of like Arnold in Terminator?

 

[Romero]

But Wesker IS Arnold.

How is it possible for a few members to ask 1467 stupid questions, about RE?

 

[Jess]

Because nothing is impossible

What would Leon do if Ada died?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Leon would hire a zombie to be is partner.


where is nicholai now?

 

[tremor]

Serving people in a fast food restaurant. :lol:


What ever happened to Carlos?

 

[Sexta_PT]

He is hide in a place here Umbrela's Company never been.


How the zombies spit acid?




PS: now im curious about Carlos and nicolai wherebouts , im going to search for it on the google.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

They were eating grenade launcher acid rounds before switching to flesh.

Why is Tremor so hot?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because the heating's on high!

Why did Jill choose to wear a skimpy outfit in the middle of a T-Virus outbreak?

 

[Elochai]

Because she's a WHORE!

What stops the infected birds from flying to another town?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Because the zombies have trained them to hunt people and then show them the location of the injured person.

Why the zombies in the Re movies are more smart than in the RE games?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Because they used real zombies and not stupidely-AI controlled.

When does Wolfgirl mutates to her wolf form?

 

[Romero]

When does Wolfgirl mutates to her wolf form?

Are you saying she's not always in wolf form? Wait, that's not an answer.... The answer is, well, she is always wolf.

:lol:



This is the RESI thread, so to get back to RE...

What if RE7 will be a derail shooter?

 

[tremor]

There will be alot of "I can't see my face!!!"...I dunno...it was the first answer that came to my mind.


Why does Barry talk to himself? Hhmmmm...