Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[La Femme Fatale]

Are the moderators of this forum mere puppets of the Umbrella company or what?

Oh come on, I'm not that bad...

Is Nemesis having a diet problem?

Nah, I'm sure he gets lots of protein. In the same way Hannibal Lector gets a lot of protein.

What would happen if you threw a rotten egg at Wesker in RE 5?

 

[Sexta_PT]

wesker would catch him with is mounth and eat it

Why the zombies dont float on the water?

 

[Elochai]

Why the zombies dont float on the water?

Have you ever tried to swim while HIGHLY intoxicated? Not very easy. :lol:

Would Chris and Rebecca's actions have been different if Plant 42 was a marijuana plant?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Would Chris and Rebecca's actions have been different if Plant 42 was a marijuana plant?

Not really. You must be either brave or highed to enter a room full of mutated sharks!

I've been here for quite a while and I see people mentioning these "majinis" now and then. WHAT THE HELL IS A MAJINI?!?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Majini means Ganado in african.

What is a ganado?

 

[Popo]

it means you have won something Ex: haverei ganado

Why Chris never scrathed his back or asked sheva to do so?

 

[L]

Because Chris wants to sneak up on sheva nice and easy.


How come sheva is a ****er in single player?

 

[tequila]

Because she had enough to deal with Chris and is super tired

Why doesnt Chris and Jill hook up already?

 

[Romero]

Why doesnt Chris and Jill hook up already?

Maybe they are doing it on their free time when they're not in the games. =]

What deodorant is best for zombies, or do they not care about it?

 

[Sexta_PT]

it means you have won something Ex: haverei ganado

:lol:funny

zombies use the rotten meat deodorant, to distinguish zombies and normal people.


what was wesker doing in spencer's house?

 

[tremor]

Raiding Spencer's fridge.


Why does Claire drive a motorcycle?

 

[Elochai]

She likes the vibriations... er, I mean the ride... er, I mean the open air!

What in the hell was that blonde girl doing being dressed up so nicely in a run down and dirty town surrounded by angry and mutating monsters, at the beginning of RE5? (er... if that makes sense :lol

 

[tremor]

She likes the vibriations... er, I mean the ride... er, I mean the open air!

What in the hell was that blonde girl doing being dressed up so nicely in a run down and dirty town surrounded by angry and mutating monsters, at the beginning of RE5? (er... if that makes sense :lol

I like the vibrations too!! Oh...I mean...open air. :lol:



The blonde chick took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


How does Excella even manage to stay in that dress that she wears????

 

[Sexta_PT]

Wesker forced Excella to wear that dress, so she never change clothes.


Why the majini are so bad vehicle drivers?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

since there's no majini-drivinglicense

why... ummm..... why can't I come up with a question?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

why... ummm..... why can't I come up with a question?

It seems you are too smart to make any stupid question!

Which came first, the zombie or the virus?

 

[Chris-BSAA]

the virus, unless umbrella counts as a zombie

Why can dogs get infected with the virus?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Maybe it's rabies after all.

So one time me and Keith weren't in Resident Evil, BUT WHY!!!???

 

[Popo]

because One time you and Keith went to play baseball and then the SWAT took you to the YMCA and you all had some gay party

how can leon spend a whole day without going to the bathroom(RE4) ?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Adult diapers.

How can people with the Oroboros have chainguns? Srsly wtf.