Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Sexta_PT]

I uploaded the picture from my computer to Imageshack to post it here. Of course you had been using it as an avatar already before that.

Actualy the dog in the foto is from some guy that plays the brasilian ogame. I just stole it from him.:lol:

Someone put it there.

I was expecting an answer like, the majini use the rocket to catch fish or to hunt crocodiles. lol

In RE4, where is Leon getting his flashlight, binoculars and grapnel from? I didn't see it in the briefcase...

he borrowed it from indiana jones.

Why there are so many destroyed cars in the area before they visit kirk's choper crash?

 

[Romero]

Actualy the dog in the foto is from some guy that plays the brasilian ogame. I just stole it from him.:lol:

I found this picture on the internet almost a year ago and saved it because it's funny. I have more similar pictures. They are popular and can be found all over the web.
I don't know what Brasilian ogame is, but I guess that's not important.

Why there are so many destroyed cars in the area before they visit kirk's choper crash?

Tiger Woods was there.

Are lickers riding the bus?

 

[Sexta_PT]

Tiger Woods was there.

Now he is in my avatar with a nike smile.:lol:

Are lickers riding the bus?

yes, they just robbed a bank and are runing away.


why there are majini with expensive jewelary in a poor town?

 

[Elochai]

Because they be pirates, matey! Arrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why does no one ever think of the zombies as zombies?

 

[Romero]

Why does no one ever think of the zombies as zombies?

Because they are food! Duh..

At what Olympic event would zombies do best? Explain if you can.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

At what Olympic event would zombies do best? Explain if you can.

At Flesh-Eating. But since there is no such an event it would be wrestling light flyweight class. I mean they can't do anything el... But hey! They wouldn't even manage to pass the anti-doping control!

What will happen if a human bites a zombie?

 

[Romero]

At Flesh-Eating. But since there is no such an event it would be wrestling light flyweight class. I mean they can't do anything el... But hey! They wouldn't even manage to pass the anti-doping control!

But zombies don't care about dope?

What will happen if a human bites a zombie?

Zombie says that is a little bite unfair!

Would a zombie eat Ashley?

 

[Elochai]

But zombies don't care about dope?

He doesn't mean marijuana. I think he means performance enhancing drugs or blood-doping. Blood-doping is when you take out some of your own blood and put it in a fridge thing to save for later. You then wait x amount of months for your body to replace the blood that was lost. When your body has completely regained the right amount of blood, you put in what you had taken out. Your body now has more blood to use to carry oxygen to your muscles, which in turn makes your stamina better, strength, speed, etc. for a short period of time. There is a drawback to it. Since your body has the extra blood, your heart is having to work harder to keep it pumping. It's quite common to have your heart fail because of this.
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Yes! She would be bitten and killed in the first few minutes of an outbreak! The zombies think she's just as annoying as we do. :lol:

Where do the bodies of the zombies you kill go to?

 

[Romero]

He doesn't mean marijuana. I think he means performance enhancing drugs or blood-doping.

I know blood-doping, I do it twice a day (haha).

But the zombies, if their strength and stamina was a result of dope (when I say dope I mean steroids, EPO, blood-doping etc), we should have heard about it before? I think they don't use dope. I'm not so sure about Nemisis though, he looks pretty full of EPO and steroids.
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Where do the bodies of the zombies you kill go to?

Aha, so that explains the mummies!


Does some of the merchants have screw loose? They set up shops at the weirdest places. So far in my game, the one at the 4-1 pit (spike trap) takes the cake. Leon must be his first and last customer except a few corpses. What is he doing there? Is he hiding or is he nuts? Is that good for business? (I didn't even buy his Striker, I bet he's crying.)

 

[Mr Sunshine]

He doesn't mean marijuana. I think he means performance enhancing drugs or blood-doping

Bingo! The T-Virus is NOT allowed in the Olympic Games! It is written in the rules! :lol:

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These are some very logical questions my friend!! Let's move on to the answers though!

Does some of the merchants have screw loose?

YES!

What is he doing there?

SELLING!

Is he hiding or is he nuts?

He is NUTS!

Is that good for business?

NO!

I could leave the answers like this but since I have a lot of time to spare...

Does some of the merchants have screw loose?

YES! They do have the the eighth studio album "Loose Screw" by rock group, The Pretenders! I once bought it too while playing the game.

What is he doing there?

He is writing the book: 100 WAYS FOR YOUR SHOP TO SHUT DOWN. Right now he is experimenting with his 56th way..

Is he hiding or is he nuts?

He is TOTALLY NUTS! He has illusions that someone is chasing him and for this he is HIDING!

Is that good for business?

OF COURSE IT IS!! His book is going to be a best-seller!

MY QUESTION: Since there is a femme fatale in this forum why haven't we died yet or became some sort of zombie?

 

[Romero]

These are some very logical questions my friend!! Let's move on to the answers though!

Yes I now reckon they are logical questions. So they didn't really belong to this thread, they're kind of off topic. And to post off topic questions is stupid.
And.. since my questions can be declared stupid they are on topic! Yay!

MY QUESTION: Since there is a femme fatale in this forum why haven't we died yet or became some sort of zombie?

When I look on the first part in this post, I think I'm on my way to zombification... :ermm:

Are we all just a piece in someone's game?

 

[tequila]

It's like chess, make a wrong move and you're out!

Does Wesker ever get some?

 

[Sun]

This thread reminds me of one you tube global rampage question,who is dumbest?

 

[tremor]

It's like chess, make a wrong move and you're out!

Does Wesker ever get some?

He gets some....candy! :lol:............:blink:



Why did Wesker kill Spencer?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Wesker and Spencer were brothers. He would inherit the Spencer Estates this way.

How can the mixing tool in RE 3 also create boxes to store the ammo?

 

[Jess]

Japanese like to accessorize the things they're serving.

Which stupid ques & answer made you lol?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Which stupid ques & answer made you lol?

LOL!!

Is it true that the next RE is going to be a Massive Multiplayer Online Second Person Role Playing Survival Racing Adventurous Simulative Shooter? Or there won't be a next RE?

 

[Jess]

The truth is it is going to be a Dating Simulation game.

How old is Krauser?

 

[Sun]

Around 18,i think.

Can tyrant get cancer because of eating crap?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Can tyrant get cancer because of eating crap?

Hell NO! But he can get a Toxic Epidermal Daylight Cold because of eating Jill.

What would you do if Nemesis invited you for a cup of tea?