tremor
4 itchy tasty
Because it's Chuck Norris in mutant form.
How did the gator in RE2 get so big??
How did the gator in RE2 get so big??
Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)
- Thread starter A_Wesker123
- Start date
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Because he eated too much
Why cant i kill kirk?
Why cant i kill kirk?
Chris-BSAA
Well-Known Member
cuz he's already dead
why are those majinis so slow?
why are those majinis so slow?
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Because your pc or console dont have the last patch 
Why there are so many barrels of fuel in re5?
Why there are so many barrels of fuel in re5?
Romero
Her royal court joker
Because they had bad luck with the fuel bags.
Why do we hear so much about Salazar's right hand and nothing about his left hand?
Why do we hear so much about Salazar's right hand and nothing about his left hand?
wolfgirl
Almost a Jibble Sammich
You don't want to know, Romero
Why does Sheva never use anything but handguns?
Why does Sheva never use anything but handguns?
wolfgirl
Almost a Jibble Sammich
Romero;64439 said:Crosspost! But I won.
Yeah but reply to my q
tremor
4 itchy tasty
Because she has a handgun fetish.
Why did Annette shoot Ada? lol.
Why did Annette shoot Ada? lol.
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Because Ada stole Annete's boyfriend
what the majini was doing inside the portable bathroom in the mine stage?
what the majini was doing inside the portable bathroom in the mine stage?
tremor
4 itchy tasty
They were originally playing a game of "Hide and Seek" until Chris and Sheva arrived.
Why does Wesker have to have injections every now and then?
Why does Wesker have to have injections every now and then?
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
Because he is a junkie!
Why does Chris never has sex with Jill?
Why does Chris never has sex with Jill?
tremor
4 itchy tasty
Because Chris has taken a vow of celibacy lol.
Why did Leon go to work for the government?
Why did Leon go to work for the government?
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Because the government pay well and in time.
why the parasites die with the flash?
why the parasites die with the flash?
Chris-BSAA
Well-Known Member
cuz they don't wear sunglasses
why is the bigman-majini so fat?
why is the bigman-majini so fat?
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Because he eated too much parasites
who is selling weapons to chris and sheva at the end of each chapter?
who is selling weapons to chris and sheva at the end of each chapter?
Chris-BSAA
Well-Known Member
a lazy majini who thinks wesker doesnt pay him enough.
who's behind the mask of the executioner-majini?
who's behind the mask of the executioner-majini?
Sexta_PT
Well-Known Member
Excella's little sister
why there are so many dogs in the ship chapter?
why there are so many dogs in the ship chapter?
Elochai
Tiger Army Never Dies!
Because they are a parasite's best friend!
Why does Wesker lose his ability to "teleport" when the lights are out?
Why does Wesker lose his ability to "teleport" when the lights are out?
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
Because no one likes to rush during sex.... expecially with Chris!
Why does every Resident Evil character have either green or blue eyes?
Why does every Resident Evil character have either green or blue eyes?
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
To recognise the characters with the experimental red eye virus!
Why does Barry need three shots with his cool magnum in such a short range in order to blast the zombie's head?
Why does Barry need three shots with his cool magnum in such a short range in order to blast the zombie's head?