Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[tequila]

No, he's just an alien from the planet Mars....

Why is Wesker single?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because no one is good enough for him. If you were the world's most powerful biological weapon, what would you do?

Did Barry enjoy Orwell's timeless novel "Animal Farm"?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Of course he did!

What would Wesker call his child?

 

[Torque]

Webster, because it starts with W and ends in er.

Why did Leon cross the road?

 

[A_Wesker123]

To kill all the Ganados on the other side.

How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[L]

OVER 9O00!

how come wesker doesnt die in re1 even when hes knocked off the cliff at lisa?

 

[wpstudart]

They have to make people like Wesker, and then kill him :/

Why would they do that? It's so sad

 

[L]

OH NOEZ you didnt answer my question *grabs the shotgun*

 

[wpstudart]

I couldn't tell, Wesker is immortal.... He was grabbing a gun in my head, so I had to lie :lol:

 

[Romero]

how come wesker doesnt die in re1 even when hes knocked off the cliff at lisa?

He was so lucky to be following a script.

Where is Barry now?

 

[Torque]

Barry is sitting back on his lounge playing an RE marathon!

What is Jill's personal secret?

 

[Romero]

What is Jill's personal secret?

I'm sorry, but that is between Jill and me.

What is Jill's family plans (if she has planned at all)?

 

[Popo]

to be with me

how do i finish RE REmake under 5 minutes?

 

[Nosophoros]

by buying a memory save card.

What made Chris have a five o' clock shadow?

 

[Popo]

the sun

lets find a way to defeat chuck norris?

 

[tremor]

Trip him up when he walks by.

What does Chris Redfield like to eat for breakfast? lol

 

[Lisa_Trevor]

Wesker's Cum

why zombie's eating people

 

[Popo]

because i told them to do so,

why did you give such a X rated answer?

 

[Lisa_Trevor]

Because God will's it

Why slash and Bucket head look alike

 

[Popo]

because you didnt see buckethead's face to see the diference

why doesnt anyone give me money?