Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Mobe]

no chris just had a radish, onions were out of stock in the raccoon supermarket.
What did wesker say to barry regarding his family?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

He told Barry that they would look coolier with sunglasses on.

How does Wesker celebrate his birthday?

 

[wolfgirl]

He gets himself a new pair of sunglasses. And his annual hair trim.

Do the Bella sisters live together? How do they sleep at night with the sound of each other's chainsaws?

 

[Romero]

They don't go to bed, they roam around in the night until the chainsaw runs out of gas. Then they drop down and sleep right there. This is why they are so cranky always.

Why do Bitores bake one egg in the stove? Why just one and why in the stove??

 

[Popo]

because salazar said he would send his right hand to dispose of him if he didn't do it

why does salazar's hand come off?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

It was an experiment gone wrong...he doesnt like to talk about it.

What is Weskers fav TV Channel?

 

[wpstudart]

Oprah. He cries like a baby seeing Oprah.

Why do the 'partners' of the new RE (Ashley and Sheva) just keep getting in our way?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Because that is their main goal, to get in your way and annoy the hell outta ya.

Why cant you just team up with the Nemesis in RE3?

 

[Popo]

because jill is S.T.A.R.S.

why is the game called resident evil?

 

[wolfgirl]

because jill is S.T.A.R.S.

why is the game called resident evil?

The game was originally called Biohazard in Japan. However it was decided to change the name in the US and Europe after Chris Kramer, the Director of Communications at Capcom, pointed out that it would be impossible to trademark "Biohazard" in the US. Among others, another game and a band already were using the name. Capcom therefore decided to run a contest within its company to find a new name. They eventually settled on Resident Evil, since the game takes place in a mansion.[7] Interviewed by GamesRadar, Chris Kramer said:

"I thought it was super-cheesy; can’t remember what I felt was a better alternative, probably something stupid about zombies – but the rest of the marketing crew loved it and were ultimately able to convince Capcom Japan and Mikami-san that the name fit."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(video_game)#Title_change


On a scale of one to ten, how cute is Gretzky (the zombie in this RE clip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOT1LZE4b6Y

 

[Hoady]

Off the scale 600/10

Why do i find zombies so attractive?

 

[wolfgirl]

Because the dog in your new picture enjoys them

Leon > ______?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Leon > Burritos

What would Chris job be if he didnt work with STARS?

 

[wolfgirl]

He would work in a zombie reservation ^_^

Is Jill sick of the taste of sandwiches?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Yes. lol

Does Wesker wish he could go on American Idol?

 

[wolfgirl]

Yes, he'd RICK ROLL THE WORLD

and subsequently rule it



Why would he do this?

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

Because he's Wesker! 'nuff said lol.

Does Leon play Golf?

 

[Popo]

no he doesnt, but salazar does

lets rick roll?

 

[echoey]

No, no more Rick Rolling traps it's not resident evil it's just evil xD
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How many T-virrus infected bunnys would it take to kill Sheva Aloma

 

[Awaii-Lynne]

About 5. 1 to distract her, 3 to tackles her from behind and the last one would eat her.

how many would it take to take down Chris?