Well here is a description of the fanboy console war animal insult label that you could never escape from back in the days. It's rarely seen these days but it doesn't mean it's not still funny. I was just talking to
@Jen about this
Oh and a word of warning. It's pretty vulgar and debatably insulting so if you don't like that kind of humor, please stay away before reading this. These were the insults that often the fuel the fire of fanboy flame wars. They are stereotypes.
Console Wars terminology:
Nintendo - Sheep, loyal as a fault. Their will is absolute and they see no other way. They always follow the herd of their masters. For if they do not, they will suffer the supreme wrath from the other members of the herd. There will be blood and extreme acts of violence. The disobedient ones are often slayed in a gruesome manner by their mates. Handle these dangerous creatures with great care, they often live thug lives and operate in gangs and have been known to act upon the threats that they make because they have nothing better to do.
Sony - Cow, fat ****s on the couch who insult anything and everything they don't like. They often wear golden crowns and spit Cheetos out of their mouths as they try to explain why they think you are an incest piece of **** because you do not own a PlayStation. These creatures are considered extremely rude and dangerous. Approach with caution.
Microsoft - Lemming, stupid, retarded, and mentally deficient. Their diet consists exclusively to Mountain Dew and Doritos. These creatures are often caught engaging sexual intercourse with their consoles. Where ever their Xbox goes is where a Lemming will follow. Their intelligence is based on what their leaders tell them they are capable of. They follow and obey the blibical religions of their Xbox overlords. If you were to throw their box off the cliff, they will run off the cliff to catch it. They cannot live without their Xbox and it is the life source of a Lemming.
PC - Hermit, these creatures are often referred to by the gaming handbook as "The Hunchback of the Basement". Their IQ's are often higher than those noted above. They are often caught hunched over their computer drooling, ****ting, and farting on a regular basis. They call themselves the master race, however many of these creatures have often have been scientifically documented as being un-evolved and often have disabilities that would make Charles Darwin roll over in his grave. They often live very lonely lives and many of these creatures are said to be virgins for life. Though many have been documented to have girlfriends named Pamela Handerson or boyfriends named Hand Solo.
Manticore - Manticore, Gods amongst men. The true master race and ruler of all that is. These supreme beings have all of their base stats maxed out and are capable of insta-gibing even the most powerful of foes. All of the lesser plebeians worship these beings for who they are, for their will is absolute. Manticores are capable of laying waste to all who oppose their ways, but those who follow their ways are known to be bathed in eternal light.