My cousin hit me in the head with a Razor scooter while spinning it around doing tricks. She practically scalped me and I bled all over the front steps of my Aunt's house. I spent the rest of the evening watching cartoons and drinking Gatorade while my Aunt sewed up my head and everyone tried to figure out if I had a concussion.
Also, I got horribly sick with cramps, stomach aches and a fever from drinking Kamloops tap water once. Even brushing my teeth with that water made me ill.
And the moral of the story is always make sure your metropolitan city has a water treatment plant so as not to kill any of its residents with its untreated water.
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