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What are you thinking? (Part 2)

Angel

I make good toast
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Or yelled at more... which seems to be what's going on. :( Oh wells.

No no no -you're doing it wrong. What you do is arrange a "system malfunction" with the wake-up calls (presuming you are in an establishment which uses the TV as a way to arrange a lot of the in-house stuff like checkout, room service, alarm call etc). On the hour, every hour from 2am usually does the trick and make sure the channel it wakes up to is a premium pornography one.

Not that I ever did this to an entire team of cricket players who had spent the previous day yelling at me for a double booking which wasn't my fault. Nor did their wives get wind of their "late night porn sessions" via the credit card bill and come down to the hotel to rage at the men. It worked though...

And besides, if you're the boss of your section you simply delegate. You delegate all trainees to the position of handling difficult people. You delegate so damn well that you go for a 4 hour paid lunch and never have to deal with the thing. Not that I did that either, mind...

;)
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
CT: How the hell does one get drunk and buy $300 dollars worth of dildos? Only I would do this. I need someone's help, I clicked "request cancellation" and that won't work. I can't have a whole bunch of d*cks show up at my door Friday along with "The last of us." My parents will probably think I'm some sort of d*ck hoarder! I'm sure everyone is laughing their ass off whilst reading this but help would be much appreciated.
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
^Who did you order it though?

I am doing great, finally got my computer and getting all my stuff put on it.


CT: Amazon, thank f*ck it cancelled just now. -throws confetti- that would've been so awkward to explain to my parents. Glad you're doing well btw!
 

Romero

Her royal court joker
Moderator
Premium
CT: How the hell does one get drunk and buy $300 dollars worth of dildos? Only I would do this. I need someone's help, I clicked "request cancellation" and that won't work. I can't have a whole bunch of d*cks show up at my door Friday along with "The last of us." My parents will probably think I'm some sort of d*ck hoarder! I'm sure everyone is laughing their ass off whilst reading this but help would be much appreciated.
Lol thank you, I needed something to cheer me up right now. :D


CT: Amazon, thank f*ck it cancelled just now. -throws confetti- that would've been so awkward to explain to my parents. Glad you're doing well btw!
Bummer... :p
 

Springhosen

Kahnum of Outworld
Very nice forum make-over. I enjoy the more classic feel of the layout and the fact that Barry, Jake and Jill are featured in the header together is just a huge win for me. :D

In other, non-forum related news, apparently I come off as dingy because I'm so 'bubbly'. I'm not bubbly! I'm not even mildly pleasant damn it! :mad:
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
In other, non-forum related news, apparently I come off as dingy because I'm so 'bubbly'. I'm not bubbly! I'm not even mildly pleasant damn it! :mad:


Who the hell told you that? You're not bubbly... You pop bubbles! LOL I mean that in the most loving way possible too. :D

CT: Who the hell knew 90% of the people I work with are gay. Welp my workplace is FABULOUS.
 

Springhosen

Kahnum of Outworld
Who the hell told you that? You're not bubbly... You pop bubbles!
I know, right!? I'm loud, opinionated, bitchy, blunt and just a tiny bit mean. <--- No bubbles. No thought of bubbles. Not even thought-bubbles. None.

But yeah, some girl at work told me that. (For the record, we don't exactly 'work' together since we work different shifts. we just pass each other at shift-change.)
 

Storyofmylife

The watchful protector.
I know, right!? I'm loud, opinionated, bitchy, blunt and just a tiny bit mean. <--- No bubbles. No thought of bubbles. Not even thought-bubbles. None.

But yeah, some girl at work told me that. (For the record, we don't exactly 'work' together since we work different shifts. we just pass each other at shift-change.)


She probably saw you smile a few times, and then assumed. We all know what happens when you assume... you make an ASS out of U and ME. (ass)(u)(me). :D
 

La Femme Fatale

The Queen
Moderator
Why do people write articles that are clearly supposed to be a comparison piece between two things, only to blab on and on about how they shouldn't be compared in the first place? It's such a cop-out. If you really think they shouldn't be compared, then why the hell are you naming your article 'this vs. that- which is better'?

You're supposed to answer the damn question, not avoid it.
 

AgentZero

Through that door, is a seperate reality.
CT
Thank God for smart phones. Where you can be on the road, and be on the internet at the same time.
 

Nashtalia

B.S.A.A. Agent
whether that there will be any intresting releases for PS4 come release day and the following early days to come, [something of this]
 

Popo

Well-Known Member
Thinking of how f***ing stupid it is the fact that PS plus is REQUIRED to play online on PS4, srsly, I have to pay a ton of money for the console, another ton to have the games and now I have to pay 5€ month so I can play online? So retarded...
 

Nashtalia

B.S.A.A. Agent
Thinking of how f***ing stupid it is the fact that PS plus is REQUIRED to play online on PS4, srsly, I have to pay a ton of money for the console, another ton to have the games and now I have to pay 5€ month so I can play online? So retarded...

seems PS4 is taking the GOLD subscription thing/idea, from the current xbox 360. as far as online play with other players....inter-esting
 

Some Nights

No Shape
Thinking of how f***ing stupid it is the fact that PS plus is REQUIRED to play online on PS4, srsly, I have to pay a ton of money for the console, another ton to have the games and now I have to pay 5€ month so I can play online? So retarded...

Just a heads up but the price includes everything that plus currently offers which includes the instant game collection (free PS3, Vita, and PS4 games when it launches.)
 
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