CT- The next tour guide to speak to me like dog turd under their shoe, is going to have me pulling them over the front desk with a fist full of their micky mouse/donald duck tie or whatever the hell it is, cock back my arm, give my clenched hand a knowing look of approval before reaching over and sparking you the **** out!!!!
oh i got your 5 stars right here son!!!!
or i might just mix some everyday stationary together from in and around the reception desk and set your stupid hair on fire Gizmo style, then jump on you and get to work with my trusty old stapler!
How do you like me now bitch !!!!!